Daily reminder that you'll never be japanese

Japanese is something you are in your heart!

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Oh man, i wish i would be able to work 12 hours a days with a week vacation a year.

Go back to shagging kangaroos

>Didn't even realize this was the point where the villian of the third act was killed
...I didn't like Nier

he cant understand you
you gotta say it like this

˙ǝʇɐɯ sooɹ ǝɥʇ ɥʇiʍ ʇooɹ oƃ puɐ ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ noʎ ʇnoqɐ ʍoɥ 'ʇunɔ ʎllis noʎ

Austria =/= Australia

thanks for reminding me lol i was feeling kinda bad about myself

Is this the famous American education?

Only thing I want is to be japanese girl fucked by big white chad

>stop that mate dont wanna make me sic me dingo on ya

He said Austrian you fucking idiots

I have a korean gf so I'm basically halfway there

>austria = australia
I fucking hate Americans, watch them posting some le trolle pretenging XD shit with pepe or wojak image

Australia and Austria are better than America
t. Aussie who has been to all 3 countries

>nah nah nah mate we’re AUSTRIA, not Australia or New Zealand, get it right you bloody tosser

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>I'm happier being Austrian
>t.Kurz voter

Thank god.
I like being white.

Yo, I also got a plastic cum bucket.

ugh kys

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I dont think shes plastic but she looks like one of those kpop girls

>you'll never be Japanese
So my penis won't be even smaller?
I think I'll live.

>Zig Forums

>one chance of life
>be SEAnigger
atleast I'm not indian r-right?

don't you have a koala to kill?

>SEAnigger
As long you aren't a flip who pimps out his young sisters/brothers to German pedos.

How does it feel to be made utterly irrelevant to any politics beyond your own border and often within your own border because you were so scared of the Bismarck you hid under a blanket until he died.

If you had a younger sister you wouldnt pimp her out?

Nope, because I'm a honorary actual Christian, not a fake American/western one.

>12
Lmao you arent going home until after you’ve gone drinking with the boss.
>a week
If you’re lucky. Saturdays are workdays too if I remember right.

I remember a thread with American telling a German
>be glad, Hans, if we didn't come to save Europe during WWII, you would be speaking German right now

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>flips
sorry lads
it's thai and everyone around here is completely fucking idiots like in the US
please send help

Retard missing out on free money

>please send help
just kill your king and everything will handle itself for the better

I WILL be Japanese.

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The world would unironically be a better place if the Germans had won

Was meinst du? Österreich ist eine türkische Provinz