Who is the best stardew valley waifu?
Who is the best stardew valley waifu?
Chase Gonzalez
Lucas Walker
Furry women in a human male world
Hudson Ward
>Abilgail
Gamer gurl bait for neckbeards
>Emily
Literally who?
>Haley
"Haha you seemed like such a creep loser until you gave me all these valuables! Wanna get married UwU"
>Maru
Looks like a tranny. Also possibly autistic
>Penny
You married her because you pitied her position, living in a trailer with a neglectful alcoholic
>Leah
Independent, caring and top tier farm wife
Carter Gutierrez
Based
Christopher Moore
Swap Emiliy and Maru
Noah Myers
>Leah
used goods big city "artist" whore you cant stop going on about her ex
i cant comprehend having taste this shit
Austin Peterson
>you
*who
Logan Price
Penny and Haley
Jeremiah Sanders
your mom when I did her
Henry Clark
You literally chad into her life and dong her so good she finally accepts that her ex ain't worth a shit
Brody Allen
Haley, the one who is most pure and with the best story
Xavier Cruz
Fem-Shane
Connor Cox
this
all anti-haleyfags that are filtered by her initial attitude will N E V E R make it with real women
Jason Hernandez
B-but she comes from le city and totally the town bicycle! My headcanon says so!
Michael Lopez
confirmed for being a first impressions faggot. Haley unquestionably becomes best wife once you get past like 2 hearts with her.
Gabriel Howard
they're all shit desu.
harvest moon/rune factory has much better waifus, i tried playing stardew but the waifu selection was just awful, the tumblr-esque artstyle didn't help either
Isaiah Williams
>Independent, caring and top tier farm wife
More like basic bitch wine aunt with her head up her ass, sniffing her farts.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Why would I put any effort into somebody who treats me like shit? Do you enjoy suffering?
Easton Young
Leah feels so distant and uncaring. Literally the one time I tried dating her, I jumped ship to Penny midway. Much more affectionate and good with kids.
Nolan Anderson
>tfw Shane only works as a male because it's impossible for females to have life this fucked unless they fuck niggers
Alexander Gonzalez
They are all fucking trash, holy shit how is it that hard to design a good girl?
>Abigail
Probably the only sorta decent one, still tries to be a gamer and sucks at it
>Emily
The penguin of d00m level retard
>Haley
Goldigger thot
>Penny
Trailer trash with a disgusting mom in tow and used goods by Sam.
>Leah
Town bicicle trying to pass up as decent in a new location.
>Maru
Mutt
For that matter most of the other women are disgusting as well
>Robin
Blacked
>Marnie
Obese
>Jody
Fucking hates her family, the only thing keeping her in line is the fact that Kent could easily kill her if she ever starts shit
>Caroline
Likes the magic wand, fucking kek how has Pierre not drown this bitch in the river?
Literally the only decent woman in this game is Evelyn.
Jaxson Lopez
why does sdv have decent waifus but terrible husbandos?
Mason Scott
Leah if you want
>sloppy seconds, at best
>'artsy'
>muh ex
>only wife that bitches at you for no reason if you're married
Jason Garcia
I love Emily, I give her a thick, fat creampie every night and Clunt can suck it.
Austin Murphy
Haley, easily.
Ian Gonzalez
There is no 'best' wife. There's only 'least bad'.
>Abigail is pissy half the time and is a "gaymurrr gril' but she can't even pass the first level of a video game and needs your help to do it
>Maru is a pseudo intellectual mutt
>Penny is literal trailer trash. Can't tell if she wants you because she genuinely likes you or because she wants to escape the trailertrash lifestyle
>Emily is literally insane
>Haley is a stuck up bitch at first. Arguably a gold digger.
>Leah is the town mattress, her events literally are about her ex
Angel Green
>Emily is literally insane
>Not sticking your dick in crazies
Owen Rogers
Trick question. They’re all bad.
Adam Hernandez
Owen Young
>valuables
David Diaz
I ain't got time for these bitches.
It's harvesting season