Tested positive for COVID-19

>noooooo stop spreading fake news
>fact check: if you’re under 100 you have a 99.99% chance to die from COVID unless you put on a cheap paper mask and vote for Joe Biden

You're not going to die but you will be hounded by the trace and tracking corp for the next two weeks. Also, you'll be fine as long as you don't have any pre-existing serious medical condition. Just wear a facemask.

Don’t listen to them. It is just a flu!

Shut up you stupid nazi

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You can be healthy and fat they are not mutually exclusive

Don't fall for these scam messages

Shouldn't have fucked whores, been gay, or used needles retard.

imagine living in a shithole like Tulsa, Oklahoma

>this is what amerimutts actually believe

>before i die
if a 70-something obese man can beat it in a weekend you faggots are gonna have to just accept the fact it’s a flu

You're not guaranteed to die, but it might fuck up your lungs and brain, so prepare for that
Also, not vidya.

not only is HIV not going to kill you, it's not going to make coronavirus kill you either

99.98%

>99.99% chance of surviving.
tfw so much of a lucklet that this is practically a death sentence

>permanent lung, heart, and brain damage
>BRO YOU WILL SURVIVE THO ITS NOTHING

How fucking obese are you?

I had covid, I was tired for 4 days with a fever.

Try going on a walk if you don't want to die from mild/moderate diseases, fatty.

Obesity is a health condition moron.

Vagrant Story

Source: my ass

It's just the flu you retard.

shouldn't have made so many threads then faggot op

no

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Don't answer my question with a question.

150KG user here you will live just have and oximeter at hand o don't panic until you are on 90 or below

>no proof of this
Anything to hold all the power you gained during this, right?

these articles have always read like fear mongering
>woaaaaah in one case a dude had a reduced sperm count!
>coronavirus literally castrates you for life, holy shit

Sure, just give the exact same level of care he received to everyone who has corona

First don't be a fat faggot.

Why did you mark out 'Tulsa'?

imagine getting tested for a meme virus

>mfw remembering all the hoarders from months ago
I'm so glad I never caved in to the fear of the chink flu.

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You're not going to die, and I'm not giving a vidya recommendation to some retard

The question is always what people define as fat. Shit's really flexible. If you have a few extra kilos (let's say up to 30 BMI or something, assuming you're not lifting) it's not going to harm you. IIRC you need something like a BMI of fucking 40 to be much more at risk of the chink coof, and at that point you're definitely not healthy anymore no matter what.

You have to tell them no one. They don't believe you. What do?

Kys fatty

>literally immune to the virus again
o- chads rise up

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Even over fifty, he'd have a 99% chance.

Anything over 25 is obese.

Ooh oga booga you all gonna die from the virus invented by the chinese!
Scary song youtu.be/zs3KaY3r5bw

enjoy being a retard, OP

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You will be fine, worst you will get is some permanent lung damage, just some scaring in your lungs if your really unlucky. Unless your super old, asthmatic or have some form of problem already with you body then you will be fine.
I wish people would stop coming into the ER thinking they have a cough and now they will die.

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Ghost Trick, about 12 hours or so.

of what, the sniffles? get some tissues you faggot

Off to the camps with you.
Sad. Many such cases!

If I were you I would play as much as possible games I did enjoy in the past. Most of current games are garbage. Have a cute vampire-shark girl.

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Video-games do that too lmao

Tulsa isn't a shit hole, just north Tulsa.
The roads are an embarrassment, though.

Ignoring SJW didn't make them go away, and ignoring this virus won't make it go away either.

>feel when two weeks of paid leave because some people got the rona in my work place

Jokes on them I'm security, I can't "work from home" lol

>the non peer reviewer paper
I like how the mainstream media decides to publish stuff like this if it agrees with their narrative, but the preprint paper from a few months ago estimating that the coronavirus fatality rate was the same as the flu was considered "not real science" because it wasn't peer reviewed.

The brain damage part is fucked up desu
>Confusion
>Changed personality
>Memory loss
You can unironically become brain damage without understanding it

Streets of Rogue user, especially play as the Investment Banker for a relatable experience.

CDCs website says the fatality rate for someone 19 or below is 1 in 3.3 million

for someone between 20 and 50, 1 in 500,000

you all got fucking memed

the case fatality ratio is like 0.65 and if you're between 20-30 it's way less than that. eat some chicken noodle soup and play some video games user you'll be fine

>people say not to worry about dying from corona if you're young and healthy
>conspiracy nuts come out like they've been completely vindicated, act like wearing a mask was an enormous breech of civil rights and they were always right for resisting it
no, you're still dumb

You can be unhealthy and skinny but, if you are fat you are unhealthy.

>Not threatening to kill every social worker that comes to your door

noob.

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Not like anyone on Zig Forums would notice that side effect.

I'm pretty sure 25-30 should qualify as overweight, unless it's just your personal opinion. It would be really fucking weird to go from normal weight to obesity immediately.

>non peer-reviewed

Yikes.

Add to this on this subject that is only the most extreme of cases where people already had problem breathing before they go it. My guess would be from the problems of not being able to get oxygen at cycles they needed would cause the brain damage. This would only be in like .01% of cases would be my guess considering how extreme it would have to be to cause that damage
tldr this wont happen to you.

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>Um, do you have a peer-reviewed source for that? Source, please.

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>just ignores lasting side effects
NGMI

RUN AROUND ALL OVER THE PLACE AND COOF AT EVERYBODY

IT'S TIME user

GO OUT LIKE A MAN

trumps 70+ fat ass survived covid.

unless your some kind of 600 pound fat ass I doubt you will die.

So if Biden wins and the virus continues to spread, will the media blame him like they've been blaming Trump?

I'd make a covid joke but there's a 99.98% chance you wouldn't get it.

how fat?

retarded coomer newfag fuck off and kill yourself

anyone who got the virus is a normie
also fuck riggers

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Trump literally had the best doctors and healthcare in the fucking world.

A massive vaccine program delivered all over the US on November 15th will

I survived cancer, here are the games that helped me with it.
> Baldur's Gate Saga
> Va11HallA
> Diablo 1
I went with nostalgia and comfiness. You should do that as well.

It doesn't generate clicks nor does it play into the coof hype, so why publish it?
Really, those last 5 years or so have taught me to never take anything the media prints for granted. You can't believe shit anymore without cross-referencing multiple different sources.

MGSV:TPP

Trump has the best doctors in the world and has been jacked up on Adderall for the past 2 and a half weeks

>unproven fear mongering shit
>won't even use the word permanent instead of lasting because even he's not sure
what's the matter, gonna pee your pants? maybe piss and cum?