Am I the only left-handed PC gamer in existence who uses a mouse left-handed?

I do and I'm right handed. What am I supposed to constantly switch hand between mouse and dick?

Fucking everything is designed for right-handed people, I just had to learn how to use a right-handed mouse.
Maybe if I had a left-handed mouse I'd suddenly be a god at FPS, but whatever.

you could just not touch yourself while gaming

Curved dick owners optimize their faps by maining the hand that best compliments the direction of the curve... I never knew... incredible

the question was about fapping

>curved dick
lmao you got cut

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you fap with your left hand cause your right hand is busy

mine is curved up and uncut

that's what I said. It's busy clicking on porn.

that's normal. by curved people mean curving to the right or left

yeah ok, but if you're not browsing what hand do you use

>Curved dick
Hah! My dick is too small to curve.
Enjoy your bent and broken freak cocks

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>lefty
SUFFER NOT THE MUTANT

On the rare occasion when I don't fap in front of the computer I use my right hand.

It's fucking retarded.
t. do everything expect holding mouse with left hand

Why don't lefties just learn to use the mouse with the right hand? Do you think us righties were born with the ability to use wasd/dpad with the left hand?

thanks, I needed that for my research

Why don't you righties just learn to use the mouse left handed?

Because it doesn't make any fucking sense. The only lefties who use the mouse right handed are the ones who were too dumb to just move the mouse to the other side the first time they sat in front of a computer.

Have you ever tried using your non-dominant hand to write anything?

I feel bad for right handed people. I guess if you learn to jerk off left handed you're alright, but all the important jerk off controls are on the right hand side of the keyboard. And worse than that, when you're right handed, the right side of your keyboard isn't even on your right hand side, it's closer to the middle because you need room for your mouse.

My right hand is free to use the arrow keys so I can play games while jerking off, or the page up/down keys to scroll.

>Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
fancy mouses all have curvatures to fit a right hand

Yes you are literally the only one to exist ever, they have never made left handed mice at all that people use.

it would be even worse than leftie trying to write with his right hand because of left-to-right writing system

You mean dogshit mice. These days there are plenty of ambidextrous options.

I even used right handed mice in school because the faculty fucking hated lefties. You just have to grip them kind of awkwardly, big deal.

I just awkwardly navigate the mouse and type with only my left hand

lefty here.

>you are a sad sad individual

Why would I? I don't need to.

Are you just admitting your entire non-dominant hand is entirely useless? I learned to touch type with my non-dominant hand. I learned to steer a car with my non-dominant hand and shift with my dominant hand. Stop being a defeatist pussy.

can I see

I use my left hand when I'm just using my computer casually even though I'm right handed because my right hand starts to hurt after using a mouse for longer than like 15 minutes. I still play games right handed though.

youre prob not tthe only one but def in the 1%

>>Why would I? I don't need to.
And lefties need to learn to use the mouse right handed because...? No shit, we could learn to use a mouse right handed, just like someone who lost an arm can still learn to drive.

That doesn't mean it's an appropriate solution. Should we just throw out left handed guitars, scissors, go back to forcing lefties to write with their right hands and caning them if they don't? Just seems retarded.

>Are you just admitting your entire non-dominant hand is entirely useless?
No, but it lacks the precision of my right hand, so using the mouse with my left hand would be a severe downgrade.

I use the mouse in my left hand, but have it on the right side, arms crossed over and mouse tilted 90 degrees clockwise, spasticated but it works for me.

Nope, there's at least two of us
Sometimes. I fap right handed usually though.
Going by the amount of devs too fucking retarded to allow key rebinding, this is 100% true.

Yeah sure user I'll just tank my k/d ratio in order to use my less precise right hand with the mouse for zero reason

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yeah? who the fuck aims with their non dominant hand lmao

>Should we just throw out left handed guitars
Yes. Left-handed beginner guitarist shouldn't be tricked into limiting their choice of instruments in the future.
>scissors
What kind of retarded snowflake would need SPECIAL SCISSORS lmao.

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I just use WASD with my right hand. Crouch jumping is a hassle, but other than that it works alright.

The real crime these days is fucking VR controls. Holy shit, the amount of dogshit devs who offer literally no customisation is atrocious. Or when they do offer it, half the time it's fucking broken.

How difficult is it to just swap the controls to the other hand? Very, if you're a VR dev. Sometimes they just randomly don't swap half the buttons so you end up in fun situations where it's impossible to jump while moving. Or you have to go into SteamVR and spend 10 minutes trying to work out why the controls are reversed when you change them over to the other stick.