What games are you playing to get ready for no nut november?

No nut november is cringe, but a no porn november might actually be healthy.

Erryone make sure to post your updates here! We are in together!
reddit.com/r/nonutnovember/

>all these triggered coombrains itt

>colon cancer

First off its supposed to be prostate and

second of all, those (((studies))) arent very well catalogued or documented.

THIRD of all; in the studies they dont account for correlation=/=causation as per fucking usual. The folks with decreased sex drive/mastubatory habits could have been that way BECAUSE of prostate issues already in early stages.

you become more aware of your own impulses
nobody likes fat people not even themselves
same goes for coomers

>unironically participating in normie "no fap" memes perpetuated by (((them))) in order to keep the population placated
Yikes.

Awesome idea, OP.
I also let retarded internet memes rule my life.

Please don't tell me any of you cucks are willingly going to put yourself into self-chastity for a whole month purely because you think you're sticking it to (((them))) by doing so.

I'm not a porn-obsessed masturbation addict, so I'm not going to go for the no-nut november.

And to you far-right porn-obsessed masturbation addicts: doing a month of no fap won't help you, you need to alter your weekly habits, not alternate binge/starvation cycles.

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i will blast huge ropes whenever i please within the bounds of the law and common decency

Someone does ((())) and it attracts the disinfo shills.

Because faggots want to feel like they are part of a group and like they are accomplishing something great just by not touching themselves.

i always fap twice as much during november

It's hilarious seeing how many people on this board can't possibly imagine going a month without blowing a load. Hopeless. You will work dead end jobs and play games daily and masturbate by yourselfs forever and you will never be happy.

Nofap won't stop your balding.

>no fap/nut started as just a fun challenge to fuck around
>hurr y u do that
>it don help u
>lol cringe pron addict
>it wont help bet da jews
Why are you guys so fucking stupid

>The folks with decreased sex drive/mastubatory habits could have been that way BECAUSE of prostate issues already in early stages
I have barely been horny anymore and I can't fap anymore at will like I used to since recently. Holy shit should I see a Doctor for possible prostate issues?

So that you're a sex obsessed coomer for a month and post in coomer threads.
Since coomer threads are a revolution against le globohomo and le gender boogieman, the more coomers posting cunny, the more rights will whites have.

Imagine thinking not masturbating somehow solves all of your problems.
Is nofap actually a cult for retards?

That's just called not being a horny teenager any longer.

It's not about nofap, it's about how bad all you losers seethe at the mere thought of going without your coomer addiction for longer than a few days. Hopeless, like I said. You will never be happy.

it's for retards to think they're improoooving. It's retarded and I feel like it's just leftover catholic/american ignorance/puritan culture leftovers.

i just fapped while playing with my butt

disappointing as always

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No fap isnt going to fix your life.
Youre a failure for reasons other than fapping.

mostly same here, but it's been steady downhill the last couple of years in that regard. I'm scared. what's wrong with me

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i have a gf for the first time so I'm going to try and do this sort of in that the only time i'll nut will be inside my gf

going to try and wean off the porn for good i think

>teenager any longer
Bros I don't wanna get old... I barely did anything with my life...

It wasn't meant to. It was never meant to. Why do you take shit you read on twitter as gospel?

>cult
Overused buzzword

For something to be a cult, it must intentionally detach you from other people.
Far right is a cult, because it explains away all concerns with "jews want you to think that".
Nofap is retarded, but it doesn't tell you that everyone not doing nofap is a pawn of boogieman.

Because all the cool redditors do it too

But I am happy. I'm working in my dream career, doing what I want and I don't have to larp as a Christian Fundamentalist to do so.

>preparing NNN
>didn't feel like fapping in a week
>supposed to do a nut while concentrating on my burdens and shit to make sure i get though NNN without a wet dream
>suddenly my crush texts me
>im also basically her crush, we cant date due to covid
>mfw eventually the conversation devolves into slapping me and then into kidnapping me and tying me up in her house
>eventually too horny
>cant take it
>manage to slip out of the conversation and go fap
>i feel too weird thinking of her while i fap
>fuck it
>r/yiffbondage
am i fucked? is there any chance left for me to make it through nnn? how to i repent myself and wash away my sins to keep them away for a full month?

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True. Nuts are expensive

Far Left is a cult for the same reason.

>colon cancer
Its ironic that you posted this since this shit originally started as a parody of No-Shave November which had become a colon cancer awareness thing by that time.

I already don't jerk off most days so I'm just here to lol at you retards for pretending you are doing something huge and profound by falling for the opposite extreme.
I could say the same about you faggots seething every time anyone posts something even slightly sexy.

You're larping right now. You're an addict. The evidence is in your uncontrollable seethe. You don't have the willpower to achieve even half of what you're pretending to be, and it's honestly pathetic. Feel free to continue with the larp. You're only lying to yourself. I just like to kick losers like you when they're down.

Nah, you just haven't found something that excites you greatly.
>1 fap per night before bed usually, sage mode makes for easy deep sleep
>found a 2d animated porn VN with art I really liked
>got so enamoured with it I fapped till I got exhausted and went to bed
>couldn't sleep, too damned horny
>got up and went for a final fap before going to sleep
>got up the next day and immediately fapped to it again
>finally ended the rush a couple days later and got back to my usual routine

Far left is much more accepting of science than far right.

In b4
>but nigger IQ
Nigger IQ being mostly genetic isn't a consensus. It's entirely within reason to think that nigger IQ and crime is mostly environment.

you browse reddit and you are a furfag
so yes you are beyond fucked and need to neck yourself ASAP

>Have hyperspermia
>If I go 3 days without cumming, I leak precum all day
Not worth it to be honest

That's a lot of bullshit you just pulled out of your ass. In this thread you can see the majority of posters getting angry about even thinking of restraint. That's a fact. Whatever the fuck you're talking about is a fantasy of yours.

that's on my list of things to do
NNN comes first though

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

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What kind of retards would do this?

You make it sound like people are throwing themselves off bridges, why are you so irrationally angry over it?

I quit porn and jerking off after I realized it was taking me 45+ mins of sex to finish inside of a girl. No problems getting hard at all, just took ages to coom. Lasting 20-35 mins is ideal, but beyond that it just gets tiring/boring very quickly for both people.

First time I quit, within 3 days I was ready to burst, lasted like 8 minutes. It's very hard to find a balance.

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hot

Demon's souls

Femanons should try it too.
Damn near had an out of body experience last year when I finished off a month and a half of it and sensitivity I honestly thought I lost years ago was back full force.
Highly recommended.