1. Post your favorite video game, and at least one reason as to why you love it so much

1. Post your favorite video game, and at least one reason as to why you love it so much.
2. Post an actual deep secret of yours. Bonus points if it's a particularly dark or embarrassing one.

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1 - Breath of the Wild. It’s the most fun I’ve ever had in a game and the ultimate sandbox experience.

2 - I’m gay. Like extremely gay. Exclusively bottom and dress in feminine clothing and what not. Sucked a lot of cock. My entire family thinks I’m a ladies man because I’m friends with so many women. All the women I’ve turned down just think I’m picky. Only people who know are the guys who have deepdicked me.

1. Dark Souls 2. Feel like it’s the perfected form of the soulslike kind of games. Haters can suck me.
2. Killed a guy. Made it look like a car accident.

living proof that BOTW fanboys are literal tranny faggots

favorite game is elite dangerous because it gives me everything I want in a spaceship game while also being really polished and grounded

I fucked my aunt throughout my 20s

Nintendo fans, this is your mindset.

>Kid Icarus Uprising.
It's so full of content and fun weapons and enemies that I love to hate, it's just completely right up my alley in every way.
>Secret
I have a fetish for blood. The smell and the taste and the sight drive me up the wall. I know it's not super dark, but it's borderline obsessive

1.RDR
2.Fingerbanged our vice-principals daughter in the school bus when in 9th grade

cope

I really don't have a singular favourite, sorry. Drives me nuts. Have this for now.

Ever since I was about 8 I've had a story running in my head I regularly return to when bored, before I sleep usually these days but when I was a kid I used to just go on walks and think about it. The story is a mishmash fanfiction of various video game and literary sources. It is a fucking disaster and in the last five years has developed Berserk-level of pacing. The basic moral (if any) appears to have been that humanity is a constant cauldron of turmoil and strife that is essentially unstoppable and peace is a lie, but its a better lie to constantly strive for than to consign oneself to fatalism. Also fuck deism(?)

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Oblivion
I stole all of my grandmother’s jewelry (some of which were passed down over several generations) and made it look like a random robbery. Sold it all for heroin. Never got caught.

I poop my pants often. It used to be every day, then every other day, but I've controlled it a bit now. Basically I never got any proper "potty training" as a kid because my parents were retarded white-trash fuckups and I was still In diapers when I was 10. I was taken away from them when I was 12 and they just assumed I knew how to go and I was too embarrassed to ever say anything or do anything by the time I knew it wasn't normal. Years of this basically fucked up my brain and created this issue where I could barely even feel myself shitting or the actual need to shit whether or not it was actually happening, and the difference between it and a fart was negligible at best. Once I was a teenager it became a lot more urgent for me to fix it. I didn't just shit myself in any given situation, but I would often shit my underwear instead of going to the bathroom like a normal person because by the time I thought it was a fart or felt it coming it was too late and had already happened. Luckily I rarely ever had to go to the bathroom at school so there weren't many times that I had to be in a public place with shit in my pants. Anyway, now anytime I feel even the slightest hint of something I rush myself to the bathroom and try to shit like a normal person but even then sometimes I'm too late and have still shat myself. I've gone to therapy and to doctors for this and have been told that it will take possibly years and years of psychological training and undoing years of conditioning to my brain and body to really "fix" this, so I have to take it one step/shit at a time.
For the longest time I didn't even know how to wipe properly, to put it in perspective. The few times I did go to the bathroom like a regular person, I would just stand and wipe, and flush like 10 times. It was always super horrible. I know this sounds really retarded and you must think of me a disgusting monstrous slob for this. It's awful. I really do try my best to get past it.

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1. God Hand
2. After years of thinking I was legitimately autistic, turns out I was just mentally stunted due to a repressed memory of me getting raped as a child

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fucking junkie scum
I would kill you

Me too

Holy shit, that sure does stink.

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assuming its not a meme have you not just considered a high-fibre diet/getting hooked on codeine?

LMAO

CAAAARLOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We talking getting diddled by a female figure kinda raped or forced to suck cock kinda rape?

I'm...pretty sure I got diddled by an unfit babysitter when I was 11. Unfortunately I think I'm fucked up for entirely unrelated reasons and it had almost no impact. This might be because again, I'm extremely vague on whether its a repressed memory or a fake one perpetrated that said babysitter did regularly imply she'd diddle my fiddle.

>game
monster hunter4 ultimate for the never ending content and universe that really appeal to me
>secret
I honestly don't have any there Idon't recall such thing as a "dark thing I did in the past" or something that is especially awkward
op or anyone can ask me anythingif this answer doesn't please you

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No amount of fiber can help that guy.

>op or anyone can ask me anythingif this answer doesn't please you
Okay. What kind of pizza do you like?

Jesus fucking Christ. You sure your fav game isn’t Melee?

I almost never eat pizza but I love salmon pizza

>game
Mega Man 3. I dunno it just always stuck with me as one of those games I can play and beat any time. Great music and bosses as always.
>secret
Got my best friend’s girl pregnant.

The second one.
Either option is possible. Hope ya figure it out.

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fag

1: Dead Space. I love the mix of atmosphere and genuine scares, and the combat is top tier. DS2 had better combat but also felt more gimmicky
2: I was molested when I was 7-8 by a neighbor girl that was an older teen, and I never told my parents because I didn't want to get in trouble. I still haven't told them.

Well yeah, you don't want to get in trouble user.