Post your reaction when trick or treaters come to your house

>set up a scarecrow in a chair
>put the bowl of candy in it's lap
>watch people recoil in fear because they think there's a person in it
>there IS a person in it
>and the bowl has a hole cut in the bottom

I'd load those fuckers up so much candy they'd be sick for a weak.
We don't get trick or treaters around here though.

Gimme that dick, white boy.

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>bought a big assortment with Reese's, Rolos, Whoppers, Kit-Kats, etc
>live in the ghetto so we get to eat it all ourselves

>first year not living at home
>covid so no trick or treaters
maybe next year. was going to give out full sized candy too

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Stock up on full sized candy all year so that when The 'Ween is back you can blow those fuckers away with fistfuls of fullsize.

>all "halloween" mixed candy assortments are at least 80% chocolate
>American chocolate tastes like vomit

You'll eat the assortment of vomits and you'll like it.

no it doesn't
inb4 retarded screencap that doesn't mention that butyric acid is a common food additive that has a mildly sweet flavour wholly dissimilar to vomit

My dad does that every year.

hello?

Thank god I don't have this shit in my country.

>neighborhood is usually packed with kdis on Halloween
>Today I saw maybe 3 families walk by my house
Absolutely depressing.

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>european
>best month of the year already over
Fuck.

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Throughout time fundamentalist Christian conservatives have tried to ruin Halloween. However the militant loony leftist culture successfully destroyed Halloween. If you want your kiddos' to have fun, vote red this Tuesday

This. Voting Trump and still buying Cyperbunk 2077

>the only thing repubitards have is "have fun"
Lmao yeah no I'm gonna vote based off policy, humility, humanity, economics, healthcare, and what's good for the majority socially. That definitely makes your orange dumbass not a good candidate for me. Your president is a fucking Halloween costume

Most of them are too stupid to realize they don't hear the disabled doorbell so I never know they're there because they don't knock.

Maybe cus nobody wants the Rona you fuckin mongaloids, not cus Liberals are roaming the streets in anit-fun tanks. Maybe if you took one minute to stop sucking trump's tiny todger you'd see why people are not roaming the street in packs in the middle of a fucking pandemic. Ho lee shit.

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> live in the sticks and have never had to give out candy for almost 2 decades
>mfw

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