*siiip*
NEVER PRE-PURCHASED
NEVER HYPED
NEVER CARED
POST YFW
*siiip*
Mason Stewart
Bentley Cruz
trust fund babby here
i literally pre-order 2 copies for every post saying they aren't pre-ordering Cyberpunk 2077 that I see on Zig Forums. I'll probably donate them or something.
You will not win.
Sebastian Ross
Ryder Perez
Lucas Cruz
Lol if you weren't lying you would have just posted steam codes on here you dumb nigger
Cameron Morales
Chase Nguyen
>buy game for $70 plus tip
>in order to play our game you must download the 60 gigabyte title update
>now that you have finished downloading the update, you must connect to the internet and pay to use playstation plus to play this game
>now that you are connected, you must make an account to use our services, please enter your email, username, phone number, and password
>you must now enter the 6-digit passcode we sent to your email address to confirm it is you
>we are sorry but our database was just compromised and the data for your email, username, phone number and password was just leaked into the public, you must also reset your password to play the game because of this
>now that you have reset your password, you must lean with your eyes into your playstation camera to confirm your retina scan matches up with our records for you
>thanks, now you can play the game
>game is shit
>full of bugs, cheaters, it's not even fun anyways
>uninstall
>take it back to the store
>get a refund for 5 dollars
>girl at gamestop makes fun of me
Thanks gamestop...
Juan Bailey
Bentley Price
I'M SORRY CHADZAM
I KNEEL!!!!!!!
Mason Ross
Robert Green
why are white men like this?
Owen Phillips
I'm out of the loop here. Why is Shazam the figurehead for CP2077 shitposting?
Daniel Anderson
Imagine going outside to buy your games and not having a 2hr window to decide if its worth your time and money before you refund.
Landon Robinson
What's with all the shazam shit and cyberpunk? Why are people spaaming the shazam guy?
Zachary Torres
ok schizo
Noah Phillips
lurk more, you'll get it
Jonathan King
literally just preordered 12 copies!!! I can't wait guys!!!!!!
Nathan Martin
Jack Roberts
He won't and I won't either because I(and I'm assuming him as well) never gave a shit about cyberpunk.
Ian Long
Right, white men are the only goofy people.
Nathan Hughes
Donate one to a fairy that cares
Adrian Adams
no nnnnooooOOOOOOOOOO
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Carter Young
Brandon Perez
FUKKEN GAMESTAP
Brayden Murphy
I assume it's because Ben Affleck is the worst actor to ever breathe atmosphere.
Isaiah Peterson
>only 2 copies
do you want CD project devs to starve?
Anthony Cook
i only saw a short bit of this movie and thought the flight and fight choreographies are really great if not that best
most movies you can tell they're hanging on ropes
Benjamin Long
>pirates game
>fans start spinning backwards.
>cpu starts getting colder
>graphics cards fans wind up louder than my cpu fan.
>motherboard starts sparking.
>RGB lights glow black.
>start up game finally.
>developers put in anti piracy measures in the game code.
>mfw cant climb a ladder to progress further.
Heh, just another day of pirating.
Parker Sanders
>black """men"""
Julian Roberts
Proof faggot
Jackson Barnes
Jose Martin
Angel Nguyen
>never cared
>goes into every single cyberpunk thread to seethe constantly
Julian Moore
Henry Cook
I KNEEL
Alexander Davis
Joshua Lewis
Shazam said not preorder
Not ever buy
Evan Price
Bow before your new God and be spared
Jeremiah Harris
Asher Myers
Jack Thomas
>pirate game
>works better than the paid one
>doesn't even need a crack since the devs are so retarded they uploaded an .exe without any DRM
Jacob Taylor
Justin Perry
>Brawl
>Hype through the roof
>Salurai makes the game shit on purpose to spite the tourneyfags
I never got hyped for a game again.
Cameron Jenkins
no