What game are you better than all of Zig Forums at?

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>bare feet

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Streets of Rage 4 if grimm wasn't here

dragon ball fighterz

do americans really?

hotline miami

Can you cut some off so I can finally have one again?

Dark Souls 3 PvP

>masters
Your skill barely matters in ranked because it's diluted among 4 other players and the only impactful thing you can do is play hypercarries and hope the enemies don't have cheesy flavor of the season overpowered champions
The only time skill really matters is when you play ranked with friends

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I don't have one either, shitposting helps me cope.

>5-1
>still lose
I guess it's deaths or something

>skill barely matters

lmao thats why Rookie gets 95% wr to challenger, makes sense

>the feet

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It's a fighting game, he beat her 5 times and she finally won a match

Literally me

My point is that all the dick-waving about League skill doesn't matter as much since the individual contribution to the team is too small, everywhere I went it was dick-waving about Ranked rank when it might as well be RNG, I'll only accept League ranked bragging if they ever add a 1v1 or some shit

This game.
*unzips dick*

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>not wanting to preserve that vinegary female foot scent
>not wanting to shove your face into that pillow and huff that succulent sole sweat

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Pretend

pwned

Probably Chivalry: Medieval Warfare in FFA or Duels. That's all I played because I hated team fights.
I used to dunk on retards by crouch-ducking under their swings and insta-overhead swinging them or even better fake running away and catch em with the bent over backward overhead swing.
Also had fun playing as archer, using just a short sword, dancing around fools and fucking em up.

This, but I win that. Once the virus quarantine hit I learned how to have a hands free orgasm.

but then how do you explain good players with insane winrates....

Nothing. With as much time as I've spent on the internet there's one thing I've learned. There's always someone that knows more then me about something around and there's always someone better at a game than I am around.

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