Watch Doges

>lone wolf vigilante
>hacker
>rejects tattooed thot
>cares about his family
>literal Chadastrophy

They got rid of a perfect protagonist and for what? A bunch of nig-nogs and brit-bongs pretending to fight the system? Fuck that shit.

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The first game was a scrapped Assassin's Creed game hastily turned into it's own game in under a year. It's why the plot and characters are so generic.

well, good thing he's coming back, then

He will be part of a DLC as a playable character. That's like putting him in mortal kombat. No story or personality.

>literal edgelord that tries way too hard to be batman
>perfect protagonist
Also he was ready to forgive the tattooed thot when he went to save her and he was too obsessed with revenge to actually show proper care for his family which is why they literally abondon him to never meet again at the end.

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Some other thread mentioned something about rewrites causing the delay of the DLC so
>This means you won’t be able to play as him immediately, but when you do you’ll be able to replay the main campaign having had parts specifically rewritten to give Aiden a reason to play out DedSec’s story along with all the other members of the resistance.
is the only thing I've found about that

>not a hollywood happy ending

my perfect I didnt mean morally perfect. he had flaws and he didnt always win. thats good story telling

Was Aiden the last edgelord AAA MC? i dont remember any since

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He's that edgy he goes full circle and becomes comical in the process, i loved him. I really wish someone takes the 1st and 2nd game's formula and expands it, even an hacking system that isn't "press x to cool" would be enough

Oh okay. But still, having procedurally generated protags makes the game hollow. The gameplay isn't revolutionary so if you take away the story, then what's left?

Hes not trying to be batman hes trying to be Max Payne. Obsessive and determined to kill

he rejected the french hoe? i thought it was meant to be some kinda “im a badass and you’re hot but i’ma keep actin like a bad ass”

>Be a fan of The Punisher since I was a kid
>play Watch Dogs
>everyone else hates it
>the game is borderline a Punisher game but open world vigilante action
>love it
>2 comes out
>hate it
>3 comes out
>really hate it

:(

despite the cringey gang i still liked 2 especially because gameplay-wise it improved on 1

Legion is just shit and a feels like an alpha version of 1 with shitton of features removed

Hes genuinely too autistic and obsessed with revenge to really care for her for most of the game but forgave her after seeing how apologetic and guilt ridden she was over the tragedy she caused and didn't want her to die for her mistake

I miss her

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i wish hacking was more like a interactive minigame or ‘more realistic’ instead of a pattern puzzle or press X to say “im in”.
like, having to first wetwork and download a program, having to decompile and study the machine code, then using that as a way to create a new hack. i dont know much about cyber security and unethical hacking but even i know watch dogs “hacking” is like hollywood hacking.

What does any of that matter when the gameplay was 100% garbage?

It's funny because I always thought 1 felt like an AC game.
I even gave Aiden the white coat with the red trim to making him look like an Assassin.

It fit the first game since the hacking is all remotely handled by Aidens phone and Aiden isnt actually much of a hacker at all himself. The other games have no excuse

at least let us see a bunch of cutscenes of the characters doing programming study or some shit. not jus an iphone app that pwnz teh wrld right off the bat

Yeah because Max Payne is surely a better protagonist with his garbage overwrought thinking out loud video-game-philosophy garbage that gets tedious after 5 minutes

based

You're not OP you impostor. You must be a DeadSec trojan

The problem is, most of the hackable items were designed to be istantaneous for gameplay reasons (mainly street items for chases), and the easy as hell skill tree didn't help much. But something like a dumbed down version of hacknet would be cool for those items that are supposed to be used in a "cool" scene, like hacking missions, whike items to be used on "hot" scenes of the like of chases
Should be researched part-time

Yet everyone has been obsessed with Batman for the last 40 years.

It was designed by aidens former partner who IS an underworld professional hacker that set it up for him so they could get away with cyber crime but 2 and 3 just loosely say oh everyones a hacker hehe

Wouldn't even be surprised if this was true.
Ubisoft doesn't have an original idea in it's body.

Clara used her thot powers on him but he wasnt fooled for a second. I loved that cutscene.

>not liking Max Payne's fun noir monologues

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Max Payne is only fun until the mutant super soldiers appear and ruin the narrative

>rejects tattooed thot
Yeah Ok, she fucked up and died
If she didnt things would have been different

>No story or personality.
Suits him well then doesn't it?

>Aiden and Max are obsessed and nothing to live for
>they're both sad sacks of shit
I guess to be fair Batman is also a sad sack of shit. Guess it's part of being a guy who breaks the law regularly to crack criminal skulls.

Retard alert

Oh no my nephew died time to HACK THE OMNIVERSE

So you didn't play the game