The virgin pizza dabber
The CHAD calorie inhaler
lol
The virgin pizza dabber
James Rogers
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Luis Hernandez
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>Europoopie
>Right
>True American Patriot
Bentley Hughes
He touches the pizza to dab grease, why cant he touch it to eat??
Austin Hernandez
theyre both disgusting. At least the one on the right is satire.
John Lewis
what video game is this?
Henry James
desu, I hate grease on Pizza. and then I found out there are people that deliberately pour oil over their pizza before eating-
fucking disgusting
Mason Nelson
Holy imagine the smell of the right one the day after...
Aiden Kelly
left: chuck
right: sneed
Mason Gomez
What's the best way to eat pizza without greasy fingers
Ayden Thomas
Pretetious faggots are like that
Charles Collins
Fork. Just don't eat like an aids patient.
Wyatt Long
Wear a glove
Oliver Torres
hey there's a lizard in the pizza lmoa
Easton Johnson
Ima yuropoor and pic related is how I eat 'za.
Eli Price
haha xD
Josiah Flores
I dunno what it is but eating in a sloppy way is very masculine, it's 1 thing out of 500 you should be doing to max out MASC.
Henry Harris
ground the pizza and inject it directly into your asshole
Brayden Torres
Oh no guys this post isnt about tifa or screeching about botw or bloodborne?? Should i call the mods?
Alexander Flores
Fairly certain the dude on the right just got out of prison.
Brody Reed
Guy on the left is the people on Zig Forums posting "built for bbc" and trap threads
Daniel Cooper
What an uberchad on the right. I wann suck his dick like a milkshake
Andrew Flores
Depending on how drunk I was, I'd eat that.
Austin Peterson
I'd bite it ngl
James Sanchez
Only faggots fold their pizza and call pizza "za", so it checks out
Jackson Parker
Left is from NY tho.
William Barnes
Not Obese enough to be american
William Nelson
NY (and California) might as well be considered part of Europe
Chase Howard
>absolute shittiest parts of America are equivalent to Europe
Checks out
Cameron Bailey
Not for europeans, you are all white trash to us
Hudson Murphy
It was a staged video, he knew he was being recorded.
Jackson Perez
youtu.be
here's source
Chase Flores
hold it by the crust you schizo
Chase Harris
Don't eat American "pizza".
Liam Williams
>people trying to make inherently unhealthy food "healthier"
will never understand this.
Leo Wood
why?
Hudson Allen
You can tell the person on the left doesn't enjoy the food they're eating, whereas you look at the guy on the right especially around the 0:20 mark where he has that brief pause that dude's clearly having a good time.
Nolan Flores
Because its frozen pizza-tier. Unironically you're better off eating cubes of lard. It's just grease and shitty cheese all over.
Dylan Russell
If your Pizza's crust itself is greasy you've got some problems
Luis Cox
Why yes I degrease my pizza, how could you tell?
John Hill
Why does the NY look like it has tumors?
Jaxon Sanders
I've been to NYC, it's nothing like yurop in the slightest
it was honestly a culture shock for me
Charles Ramirez
weird, my pizzas usually have a lot of pepperoni and mushrooms on them. it's greasy sure, but it tastes nice. unless you care more about health than taste?
Colton Lee
a little bit of olive is good desunyan
Levi Bennett
Thanks.
William Martin
looks homemade, not stretched properly so the crust is too thick