Samus, the galactic's strongest bounty hunter

Do people, for real, believe that Samus looks unfit here? Or is it just a shitty meme taken too far?

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i wonder what she looks like under the suit- oh.. nevermind

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Art looks nice, post original.

>that picture

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help me bros I don’t want to fail during november

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Beautiful, thank you.

get a gf

Who makes all these shitty edits? Makes me feel kind of bad for the original artists.

Probably a white zoomer who is submissive

/trash/

engineered for large african phallus

what's the tattoo on her chest meant to be

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african tusk

Has Zig Forums always been filled with trash?

Asian cucks obviously.

Mutts law

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Engineered for the BBC

Why do people say this about certain butts?

must be some documentary they saw on BBC.

Butts made for the biggest, darkest, BBC

So this is also a shitty meme, just like the one that says Samus has an unfit bum?

You mean all good butts
Cute butts, big butts, soft butts, round butts, thick butts, huge butts, bubble butts
If they're good, they are made for the BBC

who?

What would that solve?

>big butts
>soft butts
>round butts
>huge butts
Which of these applies to Samus? Round, I guess?

Whichever one handles BBC the best

I hope you're black

On one hand, Blacked posting is a good response to all the shitty coomer threads. One the other hand, it's Blacked posting which sucks just as much. Tough call.

Yeah

Yeah to what? Is it just a shitty meme, or do people seriously think her bum looks fat and soft?

The Zero Suit has padding, user.

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Samus pretty much canonically fucks black guys. There's virtually no way she wouldn't if she were real.

That's a fuckload of padding, damn

Guess she can remodel it into any butt at any time.

based

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Samus is more about the plot and less about the backstory.

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>Nintendo portrays Samus as an alcoholic.
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