How do we fix Ubishit?

spbp

dunno if that'll ever happen

im pretty sure they also get canadian welfare bux from the government

That's a PC

Smooth!

what fucking game is this lol
this the new Watch Dogs? I can't believe that series is still going on even when the first one came out and was completely shit and unmemorable

We have hard water here in London.

The worst part is even if the game works perfectly and everything looks nice the game would still be boring as hell to play. People really aren't exaggerating when they say that ubisoft seem to only have one formula in their games. Everything feels exactly the same. AC,watch dogs,far cry,etc always feel like they go for the safest route and it ends up making the game tedious as fuck to play

They programmed a dive animation, but they couldn't program in some white textures for a splash?

It seems all ubisoft is good at is recreating historic locations. They should stop making games and just work for google maps or museums.

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Pretty sure dive into the water from that height would still turn you into paste.

But then where are they going to push all these agendas?

you can't. hopefully ubi goes bankrupt within the next decade. ditto for ea.

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Nah with good form you'd survive. It would fucking hurt but you wouldn't die.

Every single one of their fucking games is identical. You can say "Oh I love x" and it could be referring to dozens of their shitty grey blob games.

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Is there a compilation of glitches from WD Legions yet?

Can't even see the agenda when their games put me to sleep

crowbcat video when?

is this actually an ubisoft game?

what the fuck happened to their water? i remember it looking pretty good in black flag

I am quoting this post.

They keep getting lazier and lazier. That's not even the problem though
>can't hide in your car anymore
>can't call cops/gangs on an NPC
>NPCs don't call cops when you commit a crime near them
>can't hack NPC's phones to read their texts/listen to their calls
>can't customize character's hair in any way
>can't listen to music on your phone while walking around
>can't even use the phone menu at all anymore
>weapon animations and sounds are way worse than WD1 or 2's
>you can no longer move from cover to cover
>less hacking options, like there's no more traffic lights so no more fucking with those
>no underground/train
>parkour is severely downgraded
>no longer hide pistols/smgs behind you while walking around with unholstered, you just wave it around like a madman and it's okay because NPCs don't care
They essentially made the gameplay worst than the last game