>Professor... I've noticed you've been inviting Hilda and the other Golden Deer girls out for tea lately... Yet, you've still not invited me. What is the meaning of this?
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Jonathan Thomas
Angel Kelly
Bernie! Bernie! Bernie!
Nathaniel Cruz
Listen I have to teach these chucklefucks every week and gotta keep their moral up so we don’t get fucking killed because they didn’t pay attention in class. I don’t have time to associate with petty bitches like you, I got skill to teach and fish to catch
Christopher Morales
Sorry, I only invite cute girls to tea.
Caleb Ortiz
Theres only one cute girl in the Golden Dyke squad. And her name is Lysithea.
Brayden Rivera
You’re not even a part of my class
Isaac Bell
Byleth is canon Black Eagle, you little shits
Cooper Ross
holy based
Hunter Clark
You never let me smell your boots after you finished training, so go fuck yourself.
Atleast Lysithea and the other Golden CHAD girls understand my desires.
Jace Perez
I want to become Edelgard's footslave
Levi Lewis
Holy fuck, what's going on in this image
Landon Cruz
Simply put: I don't like you l. Now excuse me, I must catch more fish for Flayn.
Henry Stewart
...
David Hill
She is currently sucking Ferdinand's and Lindhardt's fish.
- The Black Eagle gang
Tyler Rodriguez
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
Thomas Sanchez
I'm going silver snow, why waste resources into someone who won't stick around?
Luke Roberts
Honestly, the Church route makes so little sense from a writing standpoint.
If it was just Lions/Deers/Eagles then how the plot was divided would make sense. Lions never deal with the sliggers overtly, Eagles have a balance and then the Deers deal with them exclusively but you add in the Church and suddenly it seems like all the Deer plot points outside of Almyra should really have been dedicated to that route.
They should have made it that when you pick Edelgard that you don't have a choice to side with the Church.
Jack Allen
The Church route was the first route written and the entire plot of all routes is based around Edelgard betraying you and becoming your rival, it's the heart of the game
Grayson Wright
>write the core of the plot
>do nothing to advertise it nor give it any real importance when the Golden Deer route does everything better
Maybe they'd be better off giving each route something unique about it next time.
Gabriel Sanders
how old is this pasta by now?
Cameron Diaz
All the advertisement for the game was focused on edelgard, what the fuck are you talking about
Jordan Howard
because you love her, user...
Jeremiah Allen
Edelgard isn't the Church route, bro...
Carson Hill
you scare the children away.
Luis James
Yes, she is
Jonathan Jenkins
you smell bad, fatty.
Henry Collins
No, she's not
Ryan Martin
Yes, she is
Camden Fisher
No, she's not.
Connor Rogers
I've been drinking iced tea with Rhea
Isaiah Ortiz
Yes he canonically goes the church route.
Adam Foster
by the church I meant Blue Lions, sorry my hand slipped
Lucas Long
>do nothing to advertise
The trailers for the game showed mostly Church route cutscenes
The card game has mostly dialogue from Edelgard and Hubert as enemies
The thing is that the core idea of the game was to have you relate and make a bond with the Lord, only for said Lord to become the main villain of the second part. That's why they gave her the Crest of Flames, so she would mirror you. Originally they also intended her to have Divine Pulse but that idea was scrapped.
Evan Gomez
stupid fujo shit
Brandon Rivera
She's so cute when she's angry.
Robert Morris
i'd invite her to a tea party where we drink a tea made of lysithea's foot sweat
Evan Moore
Of course you can come!
*Puts rohypnol into her tea*
Nathaniel Parker
yes
Cooper Howard
Spin gravity.
Jaxon Morris
Hold her hand.
Gabriel Clark
Why'd the artist do the eyes like that?
Grayson Johnson
I personally want to hold her feet