We're going home bros

We're going home bros

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>"YES YES WELL DONE SLYTHERIN, HOWEVER" Dumbledore said clamely.
>The hall was dead silent. Slytherin House waited anxiously.
>"However nothing, haha! Slytherin has won! You are the rightful winners of this year's House Cup. Well done."
>"Draco Malfoy, come forward to accept your house's reward!" Slytherin House cheered as their champion Draco streched his legs to claim their prize, his face beaming, his chin held high and proud.
>"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!" Dumbledore paralyzed Malfoy stiff as a board, just as Malfoy stood before him.
>"COLLOPORTUS!" Dumbledore cried again, locking every door in the hall.
>With Malfoy's stiffened body propped up against the podium, Dumbledore turned around, dropped his trousers, and unleashed a furious torrent of diarrhea.
>*BRRAAAAAPP*
>The entire hall gasped in horror as Dumbledore's steaming stink stew splattered across Malfoy's face. All the poor boy could do was take it.
>*BRAAAP*
>"AHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE SLYTHERIN, OH YES SLYTHERIN EXCELLENT INDEED! HEHEHEH!" Gandlolf bellowed insanely as his brown bowel brew blasted forth from his butthole straight into Malfoy's blowhole.
>*BRAAAAAP*
>The professors threw their heads back in hysterical laughter. There was no question they were having the time of their lives, watching as Dumbledore's putrid poop potion plastered Malfoy's prissy pretty boy face.
>*BRAAAP*
>The students were in chaos. Slytherin House was absolutely humiliated as their headmaster's cankerous colon concoction encrusted Malfoy's face, his clothes, and the floor, spreading throughout the entire hall.
>*BRAAAAPP*
>Eventually Dumbledore's fecal fountain floundered. He pulled up his trousers, angrily screaming calmly: "DID YOU SLYTHERIN SCUM SINCERELY SURMISE THAT I WOULD LET YOU WIN ANYTHING!? YOU ARE SATAN'S CHILDREN! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY WAR IN HISTORY! YOU CRUCIFIED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!"
>The entire hall erupted into applause at Dumbledore's righteous rebuke of the demonic Slytherin kikes. The end.

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we going to stretch our legs 1000x first?

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Which house you gonna roll bros?

HARRY POTTER IS A SHITTY SETTING
BUT WITH A GOOD PREMISE
POTTERMORE, GIVE ME THE RIGHTS AND I WILL MAKE A BETTER HARRY POTTER, SOMETHING BETTER THAN ANYTHING THAT SLUT COULD HAVE DONE

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Go away zoomers, you didn't even read the books when they came out

I DIDN'T BECAUSE THEY ARE SHIT
AND MY MOM IS AND WAS A PROUD JEOHVA WITNESS SO SHE DIDN'T LET ME

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>DEH

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>midwest protty remaking a setting about magic

Imagine

>Supporting a TERF game
CRINGE