Which video games do you play with your fwb?

the game where I mating press and cum inside your boipussy

I wouldn't mind a gf :'(

>No, it's a trick girls use to be unfaithful
FTFY

There's a reason she doesn't have a BF and needs to trick men

This too

i love thicc thighs and shapely asses.

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How do I play that one?

they're just really expensive... dropping $100 a week on dinners, if not more, really adds up

I haven't considered that.
Then don't spend money on her? If she leaves, then the relationship wasn't worth it. Get a new fwb and restart the cycle.

>roommate is hot and really young, but kinda crazy
>propose fwb because we're both single and horny, but I definitely don't see her as girlfriend material
>we start secretly hooking up while our third roommate is home, playing Smash Bros and shit together while she sits on my lap, until eventually we start fucking
>she starts getting way too clingy, starts calling me her "favorite"
>she knows I'm on dating apps, and she is too, but loses her shit when I bring home another girl
>starts having breakdowns and eventually moves out to hickville

It was so fucking hot but it made me miserable, even though there were clear boundaries.

So yea, Smash Bros and Mario Kart.

damn user thanks for the sage advice, here I was thinking that if I was going to be with someone I had to take her out and show her the finer things in life. I'm sure she'll be fine with coming over and watching "skyrim ambient town sounds 10 hours" until i pull my cock out!!

why do switch owners always look like this

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UUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH BIG ASS ASS ASSASS

BEND OVER BITCH
MMMMM PRONE BONE
THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD OH YEAH THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP THUD THUD THUD THUD

Or just fuck her and tell her to fuck off. Sounds more like she's your escort, not a friend with benefits

Lol no one on Zig Forums has the social skills for a fuckbuddy.

I'll fuck you, dumbass

im usually sucking him while he plays games, so i cant play with him

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>I'm sure she'll be fine with coming over and watching "skyrim ambient town sounds 10 hours" until i pull my cock out!!
unironically have a gf whois like this. and any projected reply to this post as to what might be wrong with her is not true

All she plays are MMOs and she's not very good at them.

Give me your gf

We play animal crossing and minecraft together actually that reminds me.
>be shutin going on like a 3 year dry spell
>meet someone off tinder
>sex is good
>we're also really compatible as people and keep talking/hooking up
>she has a bf (who's down with her sleeping around)
>get mmf threesomes
>she absorbs me into her friend group
>friend group is full of other cute girls to sleep with
>now sleeping with like 4 different people casually
>went from being a complete shutin to going to comfy AC parties
Feels nice, be nice to girls to meet more girls anons.

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FWBs are for degenerates plain and simple.
Besides you'll get hurt mentally or she will.
A gf would be the better option.
>but muh sex
She's a slut if she have sex with you without being your gf
You're also a degenerate that deserves misery for grooming more of these whores.

>complain about burning a ton of cash on a girl
>someone suggests not doing that
>"uhhh but i have literally nothing of value to offer besides my money? dipshit?"
You did this to yourself, retard, a FWB is a FRIEND you can sleep with, friends don't make friends buy weekly expensive dinners, she's using you and you're too retarded to do anything about it.

I don't know a single woman here that actually plays games. It's always fucking copy-paste personalities of "food/travel/nature/dogs" lame ass bullshit. Every. Single. Time.

Eh
I haven't gone outside farther then my yard in like a year. I'll just fap and kill myself in a couple years

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Tfw went over to my new gfs house and it was ambient eso music. Idk how should feel bros. The casualness hurts

unironically yes, your idea of a relationship is being a fucking simp. Go talk to any actual chads you know who fuck on the regular, and see how little they spend on their girls.

Shut the fuck up you fucking autist.
You don't deserves her if that's enough to trigger you.
At least it's not niggers music that every white roastie listen nowadays.

i have a theory that so many women have dogs now because their pets are their surrogate children: they're shamed away from actual child-rearing and entering into actual long term relationships until they're 30, so they get dogs instead. No one can make fun of them that way, and at least an aspect of their maternal side is covered.

that said, never date a girl with a dog. the dog will always come first (as it should) so she'll never stay over at your place.

>chads fuck sluts
Going by the original description of alpha men.
They don't go for degenerate women and they have stable relationships.
The idea that a "Chad" fuck every sluts on Tider is pushing degeneracy.

I'm not your buddy, pal.

You forgot that you're 6'3" with a good jaw and hairline. These things don't "just happen".