Are they called mobile games because they force you to take breaks every 20 minutes?

Are they called mobile games because they force you to take breaks every 20 minutes?

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they’re called mobile games because they are made for disabled people

That doesn't make any sense.

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mo·bile
/ˈmōbəl,ˈmōˌbīl/
1.
able to move or be moved freely or easily.
"he has a major weight problem and is not very mobile"

20min breaks to do what?

Sorry I still don't understand, can you repeat the explanation?
To do that.

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Im not sure i understand, there is plenty of things i can do in 20mins. What is "that"?

Hot

Are they called kusoge becasue they force you to take a shit every 20 minutes?

Sounds like a pretty cheap treatment for a lot of stomach issues.

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Why take breaks when you can play with one hand and go about your business with the other?

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The screen is kinda big, I don't think I can press all the buttons one handed, plus I don't want to make things unnecessarily dirty.
Hold on, no one said the break involved one hand...

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why dont you find someone to help you relieve yourself as you play?

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That's part of the challenge and the fun, trying to do your best while not making a mess. You want to do a good job for your girls in more way than one, don't you?

I like to pump and play...but I wouldn't mind a co-op partner.

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Is that an offer, user?

These mobage are so fun that it makes it really hard not to make a mess when playing them, they are really good at driving you wild you know?
But for them I will try extra hard.

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it might be, why?

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That makes me happy to hear. Just don't be afraid to make a mess. It's fun to get a little crazy every now and again~

If that's the case I could definitely use your services. Very soon, in fact.

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It can't be that hard to figure it out, a co-op partner is always appreciated. I have more fun when we help each other out for better gameplay and a more exciting finish.

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You guys all use a pseudo-female voice when you write this stuff, don't you? I want you to read your posts back to yourselves but imagine a thick Indian accent

Exciting finish, you say? Well, user...now you're making me a tad excited. Maybe you can help me a bit.

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id be more than happy to help you so you can go back to focusing on your games!

i prefer to support my partner but do the rest on my own, to be honest..

i dont have a voice in my head when i read, which helps me read faster than those that do

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I'm gonna cum to that big tiddy slut.

what are boats made of?

I notice that you also don't capitalize any words. Did you pick that habit up from the Something Awful forums, Discord, or Twitter?

Bless your kind heart. I'm about ready to burst!

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You have exquisite taste sir i commend you

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All that buildup with someone else feels great when you both just give in and let out all that excitement together, that's why co-oping these kind of games is the best.

You only like giving your friend some help? feeding them lots of mobage sluts? that's pretty good already user.

cubes

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>Are they called mobile games because they force you to take breaks every 20 minutes?
What? What logic is this?

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I was trying to make a mental image of facebook Indian men making these posts but I guess the way it was worded it did sound like I was talking about sexy indian woman voices

Anons please shop its no nut November

You got that right. Maybe we can both burst together. Double the fun~

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None of the above. It's not difficult to use proper capitalization and punctuation, but you can still understand what I'm writing even without those things, so what's the point?

huh? cant you slow down? were only just getting started

>feeding them lots of mobage sluts? that's pretty good already user.
just feeding is boring, i prefer giving lots of encouragement on top of that

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And what's going on in this thread?

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Surely someone good at video games can take this much punishment, user.

Let's begin then, until we can't take it anymore or get nuked, whatever comes first.

Even better, cute encouragement is like 80% of the enjoyment for me.

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