The charges, officer?
The charges, officer?
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you're gay
BEING A GAY-ASS LIFE CLERIC INSTEAD OF A MANLY FIGHTER
THAT'S RIGHT, DON'T LET Zig Forums TRICK YOU, THIS ISN'T A BADASS STRAIGHT HUMAN MALE FIGHTER, THAT'S A GAY (fucks gale*) HUMAN MALE CLERIC
*yes he fucks gale. he's an average of every player, and the average player of BG3 fucks gale.
based chad fag
People on the left: you are not allowed to hold any preconceptions about someone based on race or gender, ever, because only the individual matters and statistics aren't real
The same people on the left: How dare you play a boring white male when you can be anything else?
go back to twitter
THAT'S NOT CREATIVE
>NOOOO NOT THE WHITERINO THE HECKIN WHITE MALE THIS IS LITERALLY WHITE GENOCIDE NOOOOOOOO
These threads are for memes, not for unironic butthurt. Go back.
Wow so much for the hypocritical left!
I mean if the most imaginative thing you can be in a world of demons, dwarves, elves, and other fantastical creatures is a vaguely middle-aged white guy with short brown hair, maybe D&D isn't for you.
In a world of miracles, normality is the true miraculous
12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...
being white in the 2020s
Oh so you can't play as the character you want to play as, "DnD isn't for you" get fucked.
If the world is truly full of demons, dwarves, elves, and other fantastical creatures, then a regular white human male is actually much more strange and different than anything else you could play.
voting for donald trump
VOTE BIEEN
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Does this game have a roadmap and more importantly. Paladin when?
Did anything ever happen of the backlash the company got for that virtue signaling outrage?
This. I played a DnD campaign once where my character was a desert dweller from a group of insular warriors who was banished from his tribe, wandering the world and being amazed at everything. He thought elves were evil djinn, dwarves were god-blessed craftsmen that he absolutely wouldn't hear anything ill about, and halflings were like children to be protected at all costs.
Humans prefer what they know over the bizarre and unknown. Why is the only group who gets publicly attacked and penalized for it white people?
Imagine if everyone made black or asian human characters. Would anyone call it boring and unimaginitive? No, even though in real life they all have the same general appearance and coloring in real life they wouldn't and you know it.
I wish I were American so I could vote for Donald Trump
It's self-inserting obviously. I would be more interested to see what the average player-created dream waifu looks like. Probably a hot drow chick
What are you even talking about? All they did was poke fun at people making human male.
I wanted to play as a dirty wizard with crazy eyes and leaves and twigs sticking out of his wild hair and beard, but there are barely any hair and beard options. Larian can shut the fuck up, they don't want people to make imaginative characters, they just want everyone to play as a black woman
That ugly schnoz
The one on the left literally is the default female human, she's lying.
Not surprised this is a popular look. BG3's character creator is one of the worst ones I've seen in years. Most face presets are mongoloid abomination-tier.
I don't care how hard Larian worked on the CC, they clearly haven't worked hard enough.
Fuck off trannies, and dilate
Fucking Gale is not Gayle. He's homophobic biscum, he deserves death.
>an hour and a half apart
Imagine having this little self awareness
Wait what? You mean "games journalists" are liars who write for SJW twitter cliquers who don't actually play the games? How can this be?! My whole universe is falling apart because of this earth shattering revelation!
>Self insert? Yeah of course I do, it's called getting immersed. Wouldn't make sense for me to be amazed at the underdark for my first time if I was playing a Drow right? Save that shit for New Game+.
Daily reminder that the Kotaku sheboon tried to shill another article.
Forgot the thread
rt plx
he looks like the deep
Does it know any adjectives other than basic-ass?