Would you rather read Bible or game on your dad's mobile phone?
I'd read the bible on my dad mobile phone.
I'd unironically read the bible than play mobile trash deisu
My console
>god
>I could end suffering any time I wanted to but I won't lol
>worship me and give my church moneys
Sooo, who will develop the first bible gacha?
>He's still going through his edgy atheist faze.
You'll grow up one day bro, quit watching Rick and Morty.
Unironically read the Bible. Guarantee my father's mobile taste is bad.
>atheist in 2013 + 7
Believe in something, man. At least yourself.
If there's niggas coming out of it it's a necronomicon not a bible
>God
>Give man free will
>Man uses free will to screw over 3rd world countries, and the lower class
>Use divine powers to punish those who abused their free will when they die, by sending them to Hell
>Anyone that lived a good life will be rewarded a seat in Heaven
>14 year old complains about God not punishing people on Earth, on a Mongolian basket weaving image board.
Bible? Oh yeah, I played that on game boy.
Bible
Not feeling a lot of love from the religious in this thread. I don't think your god would be very happy with that.
Phone games are so shitty, I'll take the bible anyday.
Wasn't it Lucifer who gave man free will by tempting Adam and Eve into eating the fruit of knowledge though?
How do you faggots browse such a sinful website and believe in god lol
Christfags are retarded
Forgive me Kami-sama, phone has ruled my life
the flying spaghetti monster will save us all
>all those ass hurt christfag replies
Don't you have some altar boys to molest?
>He thinks i'm one of those 'god-loving Christians'.
I am God-fearing, as we all should be. Protestants ruined Christianity by pushing New Testament faggotry to the forefront and pushing aside the Old Testament. God-loving Christians tend to forget about the old testament.
Game on his mobile phone, he just upgraded so it is better than mine.
you cant temp a nigga if he has no free will
Good ol' christian men will fuck underage gay prostitutes and then pray the hardest at church
this, it's amazing how much seething replies you get these days by just badmouthing christians on Zig Forums.
I personally don't believe in God but I don't deny the possibility that he might exist.
The old testatment is just bronze age jew bragging about all the women and children they butchered.
Pr*testant detected.
Pretty much what said, but God uses man's free will all the time. Look at the story where Abraham binds Issac for example. Abraham didn't have to do any of that to Issac, but he did to show his loyalty to God.
>He' just testing us!
lol the abrahmic god is literally a fucking child. Nice
>40 year old pygmy hedgehog enthusiasts image board user fails to realize god in his omnipotence could give us both free will and perfect world
HIIIIIIIIROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I POSTED A THINKING SKELETON AND NOW IT WON'T EVEN LET ME POST BECAUSE IT'S A DUPLICATE FILE
>Believe in something, man. At least yourself.
That's what most atheist are doing user. They are believing in themselves to achieve shit rather than wait for God to provide for them.
>>Anyone that lived a good life will be rewarded a seat in Heaven
For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith--and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--
Whatever man, life isn't supposed to be painless. If God has to live with the disappointment that was Adam and Eve, and have to wipe the slate with the flood, then we gotta live with some disappointment in life.
>life isn't supposed to be painless
Only because god made it do.
Also its easy to say when you are not some african getting beheaded for being born in a wrong village
But most atheists are depressed nihilists.
That's crazy.
god is a spook
You're realizing you're praying to a god that commanded the Israelites to murder everyone already living in the promised land right?
>Wasn't it Lucifer
god, i hate americans so fucking much
Legit feel if we had more tradcath/Christian education society would be better.
Family values, a G-d fearing society, and hard work - America was built on these values and now has degraded to the point where one must vote between the degeneracy of Communism and the foul touch of Mammon.
We live under a new Great Plague as the world is judged for its heathen ways.
I'm just going to live my life according to my own personal values and if some deity doesn't like it they can fuck off.
my dad’s phone had this shmup game, I could probably recognize it if I saw a screenshot, but this was probably 2001-2002 era.
America was built on calvinism which worships money. Unironicall kill yourself.
The only god worth worship is one who offers an escape from humanity’s ills, unconditionally. If they threaten eternal punishment, what makes them different than a sufficiently powerful man?
But who was phone
Spirituality is based, organized religion is cringe