I found some cheats for real life, but you can only pick one

moneybags is retarded when you could take nowyouseeme and rob banks or jeff bezos instead

>only ass but no tits
I guess you have to look for more cheatcodes because these ones are shit

*crossbows u*

spamming moneybags seems to be the optimal route

these options are shit. the boundaries of said cheats are not clearly defined

nowyouseeme also allows you to rape whatever woman you want and also avoid getting banned on Zig Forums by doxxing and killing any moderators that ban you. It's basically a free pass to break all laws and get away with it.

moneybags seems like the most useful

this. if i picked nothinghappend would i be able to decree every wojackposter banned or would i just be a glorified janny doing everything manually?

Moneybags;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;!

Nowyouseeme is the best one. You can just rob shit without getting caught.

being invisible doesn't stop them from collecting your dna from her user

Would this be total invisibility or just invisibility for cameras? If it's total invisibility and > rape whatever woman
then that one. If only for cameras then moneybags

yeah because jesus is known to have been bulletproof

Incels, everybody...

I think rape user is stupid, but dna is useless without a lead. Unless you voluntarily put your dna in a database, there's no way to connect it to you.

Nowyouseeme and find/kill/rob whoever used moneybags to also acquire 1 million.

Deathbysnusnu looks promising... Just imagine, Zig Forums.

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open the console while you're asleep

I mean, you can't prove he wasn't.

If you were invisible people would just grab you or lock all doors. You'd get caught the moment someone realizes there's an invisible person.

moneybags
>1,000,000 transferred to your account, government taxes it and does an investigation on you
jesusmode
>you start walking on water, some assholes decide to nail you to a cross. you're not nail proof.
nowyouseeme
>cant tell anyone you're invisible or people are just gonna start blaming shit on you, everyone's gonna think you ghosted them
manofculture
>no downsides whatsoever, eliminate the male competition by giving them asses so large they have to roll to get anywhere
deathbysnusnu
>just cause you made all women 6'0" doesnt mean that they'll love you

Yes because when a women gets raped every DNA of every male gets samplified. You fucking retarded shithead. If you rape a total unknown women to you, how the fuck is anyone suppose to draw any fucking clue to you? If you do it constantly all they would know is that it is always the same person.

wow, anything on Zig Forums? Pretty OP

don't let them realize then

But they wouldnt know it’s you. Also locks can be broken. Tools can be used to overpower anyone.

You will still be a lonely virgin, just a 5'4 one in a world of 6'0 women, what's the difference? Cheat doesn't state that they will have sex with you

>I was raped by an invisible man!
>becomes overnight news
>every woman now is on guard for an invisible man

Every white American is going to need JESUSMODE if Biden wins.

>moneybags
enjoy telling the government where that money came from
>jesusmode
bulletproof is neat but 99% useless unless you're a soldier or something and walking on water is just a party trick give me power to heal people with touch or fuck off
>nothinghappened
useless and childish pick
>nowyouseeme
actually pretty sweet power
>manofculture
doesn't matter you still won't get laid
>deathbysnusnu
same as above

use nowyouseeme and rob drug dealers

>every woman now is on guard for an invisible man
>on guard
>for an invisible man
Rape jokes aside, you can't be that retarded.

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>sedate/knock her out first, or don't rape
>doesn't become overnight news
>every woman is clueless

why do you want cheats that instantly break the game? cheats are supposed to be fun and silly. I pick man of culture

I'm already living the last one, so give me the first one as well

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He def wasn't nail proof...

If any family member of yours has used an ancestry test kit, that DNA gets screened by law enforcement agencies to zone in on suspects. It's how they caught the Golden State killer almost 50 years after he raped dozens of women. His nephew took a 23andme. Enjoy.

>doesn't matter you still won't get laid
I don't know user, I think some women and men would sleep with you in exchange for a free ass edit.

>jesusmode
>solves black peoples two biggest problems

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Moneybags HANDS DOWN!

Would being bulletproof imply that the bullets simply bounce back off me, or will they still cause wounds/disfigurement but simply not harm/kill me?

MONEYBAGS
>account immediately frozen, government arrests me on suspicion of fraud. Does not believe my cheat code defense
JESUSMODE
>Probably die in the inevitable holy war caused by existence. Priests do not believe me when I say I got the powers from a cheat code and am not the son of god.
NOTHINGHAPPENED
>Zig Forums hates you simply for having that power even if you dont use it. Doesnt care if it was a cheat code.
NOWYOUSEEME
>people forget you exist and no one finds your dead body for a year.
MANOFCULTURE
>invest in clothing manufacturers. Especially pants. Ass fags become more obnoxiously loud somehow. Think god has favored them until I take all the asses away to sell more pants.
DEATHBYSNUSNU
>manlet cheat
Really tough choice here.

So this is an american thing? lel

Moneybags will get you the irs and your bank fucking you up, jesus mode is not that useful and Deathbysnusnu is shit because you are the only one becoming 5.4, which will make you the last pick for any women as many men will still be+6.0
Invisibilty is the best, no contest

>only 1 million dollars
Maybe in the 90's that would have been moneybags money.

man of culture EASILY
You can make WAAAAAAY more than one million doing buttlifts for women, plus they will pay even more than they already do since no surgery needed

Everything else is shit and stupid, you'll get caught even if you're invisible. 1 million added to your account will get you in trouble. Walking on water is useless and being bulletproof is even more useless.
Death by snusnu is just stupid no more words needed

death by snu snu

Are DNA kits not a thing outside the US? If they are, you're laughably ignorant if you don't think your government isn't collecting that data on you

>no one finds your dead body for a year.
Why would i care? I'm dead nigga but i lived like a king

Oh yeah, forgot about the deleting posts on Zig Forums power
Thats dumb too, not like I can see the autists reaction when I delete their posts

Anyone who picks the money is a retard. How do you spend cheat money without the IRS arresting your dumb ass for tax evasion?
You've got no trail to explain it, you can't spend it.

For me, it's Jesús mode. I can go to any coastal country I want and larp as a superhero.

You could easily earn far beyond 1 million dollars with Jesusmode.

Manually input the code. Just be sure to do it in a secluded area so you don't accidentally lock onto and punch out your mom

Jesusmode is hod tier if you know how to use it
>suit up to be unrecognizable (payday and hotline miami docet)
>go to a rally, event or some shit like that
>kill whoever you want to kill, even with an rpg
>the pussies that are militias and private agents now cannot kill you by shooting or even bombing you and must rely on melee (which is easy to overcome if you plan against that)
>run away to your cabin in the woods like nothing happened
The walk on water thing is just an extra

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