These things keep fucking breaking on me...

These things keep fucking breaking on me. I bought a repair kit with replacement sticks and everything had been working fine for a few months, now this one is getting locked up when pushing downward too. Is there any revision or something I can buy that won't fucking break? or do I have to keep replacing these sticks forever?

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These things are the reason I won't buy a Switch

Your first mistake was using the shitty wagglecons, buy a Pro Controller

My down button registers twice sometimes. It drives me crazy. I also got drift, but luckily I was able to fix it with rubbing alcohol.

Then what's the fucking point of having a handheld if I can't hold it nigger?

friendly reminder they repair joycons for free

How do you fix it with rubbing alcohol?

Drift proof joycon analog don't exist, all you can do is keep buying replacement sticks to change them every few months, also contact cleaner can fix it temporarily but it will always reach the point where you'll have to replace it

>pro controller
that's shit too
get a mayflash magic-ns adapter and use a ps5 or xbox controller

I just followed the directions in this video. It was the first result on Youtube when I looked up how to fix it.
youtube.com/watch?v=GURa16H_QvM

Works for me :^)

for now, it will happen to you too

Reminder that you can't even play certain Switch games with the pro controller

Like Let's Go Pikachu

God Nintendo is fucking pathetic. Can't wait to trade this garbage and my games in for a PS5.

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Shut the fuck up jewboy.

>tfw would trade in my OG ps4 but trading in gives me barely anything
I really hate my jewish country, as far as i can tell americans at least get decent cash back.

>just buy more MORE AND MORE GOY

I have the diablo 3 special edition switch and 4 other games (let's go pikachu, smash bros u, mario odyssey, and BotW) so I should be able to get $200 off the purchase

Too bad it's sold out and I didn't pre-order. Maybe I'll get one for the holidays

What even is contact cleaner and why does it help?
Does it like just evaporate later or why does filling your switch with shit not cause problems eventually?

you just apply it under the analog rubber to clean these shitty contacts, it can fix drifting for a few weeks if you keep applying it every time it drifts again
but at some point it won't fix it anymore

Also nintendo won't ever bother making good joycon because their fans are so retarded they just keep buying more so it's good business for nintendo

>finish quest in monster hunter
>put controller down
>character begins running into the sunset
This shit is annoying, but I'm also too lazy to try and fix it.
What works better, anyway, isopropyl or DubyaD40?

Buying isopropyl alchohol right now and going to report back with results because apparently this shit takes like 5 minutes to work

Fuck sakes its fucking snowing. This better be worth it

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Both shit happening to me on both joycons. They're all fucking broken, everything is unplayable now.

The drift in both is unbearable, I tried playing octopath to mitigate it, but then the buttons multiregistering or being irresponsive fucked up my turns.

Reminder this shit is placebo. It will only work if it's the first time you notice the drift, not after months of drifting.

Alcohol got

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>switch controller starts drifting after 2 years
>go into controller settings
>calibrate
>works like new

Whuh... Too advanced for Nintentoddlers?

The WD-40 contact cleaner I use to fix the drift lasts for months. I actually can't remember when I last had to do it and I use my Switch every day.

I want the fucking shit eaters at Nintendo to be thrown out and replaced with people who aren't braindead retards. Good games are good in SPITE of being owned and developed by fucking Nintendo.

>Controllers have major issues
>Nintendo pretends it's not real
wtf

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My joycons drift and just blowing into them fixes it.

>calibration fixes hardware issues
is this bait or just a legitimate mental disability?

>Exchange a videogame console for a overpriced Blu-Ray player
I don't think so

I actually had to guilt trip them into repairing my pro controller for free

At least the Blu-Ray player's controller isn't an embarrassing piece of shit fucking idiots will defend.

Look how much its fucking snowed FUCK!

I dont think anybody has ever defended this garbage
In fact I'm pretty sure they have tried to send Nintendo to court multiple times for it

>In fact I'm pretty sure they have tried to send Nintendo to court multiple times for it
I pray everyday Nintendo actually gets fucking sued. It'll probably straighten their crooked asses out.

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