Which would you rather unwrap on Christmas?

Which would you rather unwrap on Christmas?

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Sex

I'd rather unwrap my girlfriend's chastity cage.

Why would I want to unwrap the kids gifts, though?

Unwrapping gifts under a Christmas tree is for children, so probably a Nintendo Switch

SeX

I'm getting XSeX in 3 days. Fuck Christmas.

Cringe and satanpilled

xbox sex
i'll never own another Sony console after that trash PS4

as someone who hasn't had a console since the 360, i'd prefer the xbox since i still have all my old games
would probably just be my dedicated DMC5:SE machine until something else came along though

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If I were a kid I'd probably rather have the Playstation because it has Astrobot and Ratchet & Clank.

Neither, since they don't have any fucking games yet and I'm not retarded enough to pay $500 to beta test.

Right Now, Neither. Their both lacking in interesting games.

I'd rather get guns and ammo for Christmas.

Nice shoes

PS5 and play DeS:R through holidays.

Neither... I wanna unwrap the left RIGHT FOOKIN NOUH!

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an rtx 3000 card. but if I have to choose between these two then it'd be the PS5, because at least that will probably have something worth playing eventually. xbox has literally no exclusives

The feet

The PS5 box, if you take out the PS5 and put an easy-bake oven inside

you tell me

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>4k 120 HZ
isn't that false advertising? No way this piece of shit 2018 hardware console will run next gen titles at 120 fps in 4k.

I'd be mad as fuck if my SO wasted money on one of these stupid things

legos

SeX

Your sis

Have SeX

Ps5 since I'm getting the x on tuesday

I don't get presents anymore so none of them

I'm a guy so I'm going with right

So PS5 is literally twice the size as Xbox?