My birthday is coming up

Maybe you should try getting a job

No one cares zoomer fuck. Take your pity party to /r9k

ask them for something that you can sell so when they kick you out you can sell it and live in a hostel until you get a job some place and don't die due to covid 19

Ok, where?

What are your skills?

Majestic 12

literally anywhere? have you looked or is mooching your full time job?

Maybe you should join Majestic 12IN A BODYBAG

McDonalds

>Get job at 23 after struggling through college and getting an Associate's.
>Barely making enough to scrape by.
>Get laid off because COVID.
>Stuck with parents.

I hate this, I just want to escape.

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i’m stuck in my room

In your exact same situation but with a Bachelor's
We're all gonna make it

what are you trying to escape from? your parents molest you?

ask for another year of mooching

Okay, that was a good one.

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my birthday is tomorrow too, i'm turning 27.
you shouldn't be asking your parents for anything m8

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my last birthday i celebrated alone with a bottle of whiskey and shitposting of a basket weaving forum

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Your parents are still buying you birthday presents at 28? Like real birthday presents and not a cake, some pralines and some money?

based

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What is it about wagies and being easily baited?
Do they know that they have to go back soon?

yes

I worked from home because of this meme flu

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but you're still here for some reason, strange

>when you've got a job but you dont want to move out because of that free rent

it's so good bros

I plan on building my own smaller home but that'll happen in a couple of years

>soon 31
>wizard
>neet for 5 years
>no education besides hs
>childhood friends abandoned, corona not helping much
>no close relatives besides parents
>zero contacts outside
>no real hobby (v not count)
>lazy af, no motivation to change anything

>

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I got good news for both of you

i did too but it was of my own choosing, i don't care enough about my birthday to celebrate it with other people

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>get a job
>hate life even more
how about dont

hey bro, starcraft kicks ass

Based. Fuck rent jews.

Same bro only that im 4 years younger than you.
Might try streaming soon but if that doesnt change anything ill just NEET it out until my death

Join the army. Gotta prepare for the upcoming balkanization of Burgerland

Yes, but only 1st and bw.
>inb4 next Assmon

It's not that easy.
Men with no social skills or contacts are basically unemployable.

Same. Feels bad but it helps a bit to know you're not alone.

I want a life, user.

Why are these threads bi-daily now? Is this another discord cabal trick?