COOMING BAD

cooming only once a week good
cooming more or less often than that bad

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>literally nothing changes because it resets
besides what would more testosterone in your blood actually do

>more testosterone = more manly = more better

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yeah? exactly lol

besides that you're actually not giving yourself ED, but keeping yourself away from cooming in 2 thrusts when you meet a woman

there's nothing more I love than to observe a slight upward trend on a chart
GOD IM COOMING SO HARD appropriately once a week

>keeping yourself away from cooming in 2 thrusts when you meet a woman
user, i think you have a medical problem. normal people don't work like that

You can jack off all you want, the problem is when you come to a forum about video games and make it the focus of every fucking topic.

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i have none of those problems and i masturbate a healthy once every 2-3 days, depending on how busy i am. more on the weekends.

there's easier ways to cure ED and PE than orgasming once a week but enjoy your prostate cancer.

enjoy your alternative medicine based on normie memes. you're so much better than everyone beacuse you get 25% testosterone boost every 7 days. btw, im assuming that boost is from you cooming as it spikes on that day and then stays static the rest of the time, which would indicate that cooming is what causes it.

why are you fuckers replying to this
at least sage it

imagine needing to coom to be happy
maybe there's something wrong with your current pattern of behaviour

Cool false dichotomy weirdo!

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ON TOP OF THAT, not cooming increases stress and mood swings

I CAN'T BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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>"cooming ablates my misery!"
>time to make another 'feels' thread about how I don't find joy in life anymore.

how is that a problem?

Where do you think you are, newfag?

I only jack off on weekend because I'm too tired on weekdays.

You proved his point too, in a way. If cooming is the only thing that makes you happy, then there's something fundamentally wrong with you, not cooming. Cooming is about as equivalent as any other form of recreation: as long as it's in moderation; it's fine. Just like video games.

>wake up literally every day and be horny as fuck all day
>live in countryside so no real girls my age
>corona closed everything and all bars and shit closed
God I would fucking kill to have a gf rn bros, I never meant it before but it’s really hitting

Pathetic faggot OP. Keep jerking it to anime and whores you low test bitch faggot.

>30yo
>jacking it 2-3 times a day since I was 10
>working from home, so I can take jerk-off breaks any time I want
>no problem keeping it up during sex

I am Coomer Prime.

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Why are humans OBSESSED with cooming? Other animals just do it to male kids but humans want constant sex.

This was me until July of this year where my dick suddenly broke. Literally cant get hard anymore. I can still coom but it only gets semi hard. Tried viagra and it did nothing. Went to urologist and he shrugged shoulders and said he cant do much other than doing surgery to inject something into my dick to make it hard or something

We have no mating season, so we're horny all the time to make up for it.

Cooming is more in line with doing light drugs. It messes with your brain chemistry enough to give you a boost without permanently damaging something, as long as you only do it occasionally. Other forms of recreation, even video games, I would say are healthier because at least some form of effort has to be given to get that dopamine hit.

I didn't, and you lack reading comprehension.
He said
no cooming = unhappiness
I, however, never implied that cooming = happiness, but only said that I am more fulfilled and happier than him, especially when I'm looking forward to having children with my wife

>edge for 6+ hours
>dick hurts like hell
>finally coom
>in pain for 2 hours
>completely lost interest and stopped cooming for 3 weeks since
>tfw my brain told me to stop fucking cooming so hard

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