Bullshit that video games made you believe as a kid

Yes. And if you don't eat your verification burger every day, they will come for you.

YES. Better not be caught with a competitor's sandwich!

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I take it you never played Morrowind

He's the law and He's Lovin' It.

I think he's an officer in training and not a real policeman

should have played more fighting games, you'd see when IRL you're plus on block

Life is just and has clear rules.

By code, front doors can't be hollow. I'm sure some do anyway but they'll never pass inspection that way.

Yeah, you gotta beat the shit out of your adversary and KO them ASAP, otherwise it just devolves into sloppy limb swinging

if its an American made house you are better off just gentle pushing through the paper thin walls and gaining access with ease

wouldnt a crowbar just work better in this situation

I haven't actually, but it's in my backlog.

Sims taught me that if you just strike up a conversation with a girl and then meet her a few times after that and talk to her every time, she'll eventually become your gf.

She won't.

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>McDonald's has gone too far!

man, i just know i'm gonna get washed in my first real fight. my fighting game brain says "jump in and heavy kick him. he doesn't have an anti-air."

Using a bow is incredibly easy, even feeble little girls can use one.

This is what happens when you buy burgers on credit.
Eventually they come to collect.

McCITIZEN, OPEN THE DOOR

Pretty much, USA is run by corporations and they sponsor basic services and necessities

>you can sever an industrial strength rope with an arrow
LOL EVERY TIME

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This

Also,
>your life will turn around if you just work on it and stop pushing away others

Nope, you're fucked if they electrocute the door while you're trying to get in.

Vikings, Ancient Egyptians and Ancient Greeks all existed at the same time.

Armor doesn't mean shit and you can easily slice someone in a chain mail.

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>here's your happy meal delivery. sir!

>if you stab someone from behind they die instantly
Yeah. Not always.
Not always.

Shooting a gun and a person is easy

Door? what foor?

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You and I exist at the same time.

you can easily smash furniture with next to no effort

Related to your image
>boob armor
>belts everywhere
>gaps everywhere
>female knights
>all those gaos

>When you violate the NAP by eating Taco Bell, so the McDeathsquad™ are forced to take you to the McSaltmines™

I didn't believe it's like that but I always wanted talking to people and relationships in general to be just like in video games. You interact with them when you want to and at any other time they just shut up. Still want that. Why can't they just shut up?

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DELET

Imagine having your door busted by McDonald's corporal officers just because you said wrong things on the internet...

You are probably right.
youtube.com/watch?v=0K8s9cNqZO4

WARNING! MILITARY SOFTWARE DETECTED!

same

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i am actually not lovin it

In muttland you can though. Sharts all live in glorified garden sheds made from plywood and cardboard. That door look flimsy as fuck, the guy clearly isn't putting effort in.

underrated

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>Federal Bear Inspector
F.B.I.OPEN UP!

Beautiful.

You can be your life's main character and have significant and life-changing adventures
True friends exist
Doing good is always rewarded

Americans are the good guys

kek

If you just do something enough times you'll eventually be good at it even if you have no natural talent or ability.

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Rubber grips?

Not front doors. But yes this is the outcome more often than not.

This is an Australian police force, not American.

Talent is a meme. Try harder you whiny bitch.