Be Norwegian

>Be Norwegian
>Americans make games like this that completely shit on our history and cultural traditions
>Nobody ever stand up for us

Feels bad, man
They are literally faking history and nobody cares

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same with every other AC, shut the fuck up

it's a game

They are Canadians, user.

>implying video games are a legitimate enough medium that "faking history" just to appeal to literal children and metaphorical children is of any consequence
>nobody stands up for us

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It's a shitty history, doesn't matter, user.

>be op
>don't follow the games
>be a complete retard who doesn't realize it's all a simulation

Sounds about right.

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Stand up for yourselves you fucking pussy

Canadians are Americans, user.

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AssCreed Germany when

Muh culture. You sound like one of those faggots crying about cultural appropiation.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE VIDEOGAMERINO
>WHO CARES IF NORWAY IS ALREADY 5% SOMALIAN

>confuses burgers and leafs
>wonders why nobody defends Norwegians
Canute the king of the Danes was peak Norse and also a Christian stfu and get back in your ice hovel you stinky viking LARPer

>Be Norwegian
>enjoy the rest of the world's boner for vikings, norse history, culture and mythology and nordic landscapes because it doesn't have to be 100% historically accurate to be fun to engage with in video games

Slutt å grine din soper.

Imagine being Greek and being mad for God of War...

cry more bitch
yeah it is a very pathetic bait

>I live in a first world country my rapists ancestors are being misrepresented oh woe is me
lmao

Except prior AC games actually generally were pretty damn historically accurate when it came to stuff like archtecture, clothing, art, and the general society at large. They only really had accuracy issues in terms of their narratives and character writing with how that tied into the whole assassin/templar conflict

Not OP and I know jackshit about vikings but even I can tell that with ACV that they're using a lot more generic medivial fantasy shit

Basert.

dude, there are people who don't know that the titanic actually existed and think it's all fiction. i can guarantee you that there are people who would believe anything if it's put in a mildly historical setting. especially zoomers.

At least you have better deities than niggers.

Ubishit is Burger?!

>Nobody ever stand up for us
Why don't you stand up for your fucking self, coward? Laughable.

Rangeban on americans when

Don't care snownigger it looks cool

Stop obsessing over bbc dude.

>>Americans make games like this that completely shit on our history and cultural traditions
Aren't the devs Canadian?

WTF

As a Dane it at first annoyed me that Denmark wasn't gonna feature in the game. Now I'm glad, since it looks like shit.

Canadians are just as guilty as yanks for being ignorant of other peoples culture and history, especially when it is much older than their own. Granted, some canucks actually go out of their way to learn these things or at least be enthusiastic about them whereas yanks think 300 years is a very long time.

its true, I knew a guy that believed Ezio was real. He would jump off high structures and roll so he wouldn't take damage.

>it's all a simulation
It's not you retard, you're living through genetic memories.

They always forget about Denmark