Now this is a bold and brave statement. You are going to buy this game, right?

If God loves his followers so much, why did he let godless heathens burn down their homes, pillage their monasteries, and rape their women?

write the same about a mosque and everyone loses their mind

I guess the joke is that the vikings lose in the end, and their culture and religion turns into a tool to sell digital children's toys to morons

>I think running towards a mosque and yelling "KILL MUHAMMED! AND BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!" is the energy a lot of people want right now.

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To test them.
God lovers nothing more than for his followers to prove their devotion through constant torment and misery.

If god ain't real how come his followers ended up running the world and accomplish then all other religions combined?

free will, as if you wanted some viking to invade your land lmao

>WhY Do BaD tHiNgS hApPeN?

Because you're a retarded faggot-nigger.

Same shit every Ubishit game. They pay their PR team to shit here as well as normie internet.

SAGE goes in all fields desu senpai

>ubishit
>fun
2 cents have been depoted to your Uplay account.

The fact you don't realize there isn't a single ounce of sarcasm in that tweet just means you're delusional.

Considering recent happenings in Europe, this but unironically.

the chinese don't believe in god though

If your parents love you so much, why do they let you ask retarded questions on a vietnamese basket weaving forum?

>aren’t le Christians so bad!!!!
>let me doff my fedora and ill tell you all
about it
so it’s a game for cringy faggots? I’ll pass

Why do leftists hate Christianity so much, but love Islam which is an inherently dumber, far more violent and paedophilic version of Christianity?

What if someone made this but instead it was killing jews
Or muslims burning down synagogues

Frogs deserve to be beheaded. Like, even if you took the depictions of ths prophet(pbuh) out of the equation.

because leftism was invented by jews and designed for a parasite to weaken its host, i.e. "hating yourself and hating the place you live in and critiquing those around you"

replace christ with mohammed and the author gets beheaded but no no its the christians that are bad

Please tell me they're getting shit on in the replies

But this is 2020 so this is probably fine

Now imagine a game being about striking down Muslims. Can't see it happening, right ? Fuck those niggers. I'm not even christian but jesus those "people" disgusts me.

>wife gets raped
>"don't worry God intended for that to happen"
imagine being this much of a cuck lol

>not turning all the viking cucks to the way of our lord

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Go back to your shithole, redditor.

Haven't played AC games for more than 10 years, which of the new ones are good? Was considering pirating Odyssey when I have nothing else to play.

>Asssassin's Creed: Crusaders
>Assassin's Creed: Mongols
Ngl that sounds kinda dope

because nordcucks felt bad for all the raiding they did to the christians so they converted to christianity to apologize :)

they barely have 10 replies
op is a fag for finding this or is advertising his site

But it was by a white low-T sōyboy and self-hatred is totes in right now y'all

Assassin's Creed is the worst thing to happen to AAA.

Leftists do not like Islam you dumbshit. You can hate Islam but not Muslims.

>Journalist: 9/10 must buy they revitalized the AC franchise!
>Me: Watch a streamer quitted and uninstall ACV after only 90 minutes of embargoed gameplay because he can't stands the sheer amount of bugs and bullshits in this game

How does viking know what christ is ?

Because they grew up with christianity. It's like those upper middle-classers going to india and getting all worked up about hinduism. They haven't been exposed to the bullshit of Islam as much, so they view it through rose-tinted lenses. In reality all religion is cancer. Even things us westerners think of as good like buddhism are used as means to justify genocide and fascism.

>ubisoft copy-paste openworld games
>fun
pick one

>Game sells millions of copies every year
>Obviously hyped up via advertisement on television, other sites and friends/family
>Surprised that people are talking about the game on the video game board on Zig Forums.org, the simple image-based bulletin board
AC's sucked for over a decade but can we please stop pretending that a bunch of threads about a popular game coming out soon is weird in any way?

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Yeah, a lot of Muslims screaming that in France now

Hatred of Jews is the one thing the alt-right and alt-left agree on.

>this is okay
>meanwhile if it was about islam or judaism, ubisoft offices would be burning

There's nothing more hilarious than seeing nu-Zig Forumstards who consider themselves nationalists jump to a defense of majority non-white globohomo religion.

Islam is muslims you fucking retard

>Buying Ubisoft games in 2020
Absolutely not

The vikings lost and converted.

Women in WW2
>Boo hoooo muh historical accuracy muh memory hole baaawww
Vikings kill Christians, like they historically did
>Boo hoooooo that's not nice please change it baaaawwwww
/vol/ is such a bunch of hypocrites

Unity is decent

>they barely have 10 replies
lol so RPS is literally shilling in this thread

Are all white people Christians too?

You Laugh now but euro pagans don't exist anymore.

werent the templars crusaders or some shit and they were evil
or do they just looked like crusaders

Who are you quoting
Why does the alt-left hate Jews?

t. temporally-focused retard

when are we getting a assassins creed muslim? Where you play as a moor killing christians in iberia?

>I-IS...IS THAT A.....C-C-CROSS??
>OH NOOOOO...AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE.....I-I'M....I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE
>AAAAAAAAAA S-SAVE ME WODAN!! AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EA and Ubisoft have actual shill campaigns that encompass Zig Forums among other sites. Stop pretending they don't.

yes
every single red blooded white man is christian

Trump lost btw.

Game honestly looks like shit. Not even worth pirating to me.

Next year

Go worship a giant wolf or something, "hwite man".

>if god real why bad thing happen
this shit again?

True. Combat looks floaty and the open world looks empty as expected from Ubisoft

>Asssassin's Creed: Crusaders
Going back to AC1 but from different perspective mite be cool, honestly. I always liked the settings.

Because they're bigots.

You want the longer answer? They think Jews are white and wealthy while Muslims are brown and poor, and thus the Jews must be in the wrong about anything and everything they do. They like simple black-and-white narratives, figuratively and literally.

They're bigots, just like the alt-right.

christianity was at first an attack on white pagans of the time
its is one of -their- religions and you can see how whites have suffered because of it.

Ubisoft
I be hard
Lolololol

kek. The Oblivion AIIIIEEEEEE never fails to make me laugh

or better I'd love a game where I play as a muslim and murder whiteys

lol

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Stop being so paranoid holy fuck

I have never seen an alt-left person talk shit about Jews. The 6 gorillion keeps them at bay

go to france

>Northern Crusades setting
>play as a Teutonic Knight/Templar
>Finnish and Baltic mythology for the fantasyfags
>lots of forests and swamps for the AC3fags
>Hanseatic medieval cities for the AC1/2fags
>Baltic Sea travel for the boatfags
>same era as the medieval Assassins and Teutonic Knights would work for the Templars
>Mongols

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>i got into vidya writing because it's an easy gig
>i did that for a couple years but now i'm bored
>everything else in the world is so much more interesting
>all the socio-economic issues are so much more important
>i still have to write about vidya because i never branched out
>i want to write about something i care about but i have to write about vidya
>i'm going to connect my job, that i hate, with the stuff i care about even if i have to pull off goldmedalist-tier mental gymnastics
>after all, critical theory taught me that everything is up to interpretation, that everything must be redefined to fit my purpose and everything is an everything-issue so i can analyse sonic the hedgehog through a marxist/leninist/intersectional feminist lense

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Fuck you, your entire family, and your whole country
You are a plague for this world.
Everyone has been laughing at your kind for years and you think it will magically stop

Ohnononono

When your mom stops calling me over at night to be her sex slave, shit fucked me up

It has been proven time and time again. There would also be no reason for you to be so hostile over it unless you are actually affiliated with them. No well-adjusted third party would get so bent out of shape for an accusation not directed at themselves.

Because they were programmed this way by golem specialists who desire to spread 4th abrahamic religion, Marxism.
Ironically, its vectors are very similar to those 2nd one used to infest its contemporary societies. Universalism, undermining of authority, appeal to dregs and rejection of any kind of nobility, it's all there.

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Games where Christfags are the baddies are pretty based honestly, but there's no way I'm touching this game until I hear how long it is.
Odyssey was absolutely fucked. Did even come close to having enough variety to justifiy it's length.

>energy
>mood

Because muslims are poor oppressed nonwhites