What's that? you hesitate a fraction of a second to make the jump and clear the ball off your goal...

>what's that? you hesitate a fraction of a second to make the jump and clear the ball off your goal? too bad! I jumped before you hesitated for that time and send the fucking ball straight to your goal lolololol what a save!
FUCK THIS GAME! FUCK having 27yo already. FUCK getting old and losing all my reflexes. BRB an hero now.

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dude. same.

with better positioning you don't need to have godlike reflexes

Stopped playing after they forced me to create an EGS account. Seeing as though they already had a retarded fortnite tie-in event, I don't miss it

>both mates just awkawrdly pace around or crash into you at a goal shot

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You just suck. I'm 31 and I do fine. Reflexes are about anticipation and this game is like 90% geometry. You should always just known where the ball is headed. Like once in a while, sure, it requires actual split-second reflexes, but ideally you should know what's going to happen before the opponent does.

>game based around reaction times punishes hesitation
why is Zig Forums so bad at video games

This. I find tapping and untapping ball cam helps keep the ball trajectory in your mind.
I'm 29 and I'm still styling in casual. The most annoying thing has to be teammates who don't take setups or get greedy and hit you whilst you're trying to score to goal steal. (Accidental collisions are ok though)

>teammate thinks they are helping by sitting in goal the whole game

Getting old sucks, I tore a muscle in my back yesterday when I was jerking off.

I got sick of playing with brazilians

>teammates go for the corner boost

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Save the teaching. I'm diamond/plat/plat. No mumbojumbo positioning arithmetic calculations are gonna save you from an aerial trade off you just lost positioning the ball way behind you leaving your retarded teammates to mistake the backlip with the double jump at the time to make a save.
I'll just cope then.

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this drives me insane

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this game doesnt need skill its the most random one of all competetive games around

>hardstuck in bronze lmao

I don't understand what they're even going to do with it, just go get some boost after the kickoff

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Im fine with useless teammates aslong they dont piss me off by crashing on me over and over.

>play on ps4 for a while
>get it on pc
>play with people, using both ps4 and pc so we have our own screens
>tie pc and ps4 to same epic account
>can't play both at same time
good work fuckwits

>Still playing this shit
>After Epig buyout
kek.

This, fuck EGS

you dont have to login to your egs account ever
you can keep playing on steam

look user i know you have a clear shot on goal but i need to hit the ball because that's what this game is about

How are you supposed to aerial under the ball,with ball cam on? you can't see shit.

I ain't creating a EGS account

post cars

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Change your camera settings. With bakkesmod you can go to presets and it will have different pros settings if you don't want to experiment that much.
I'm just annoyed that Epic/Psyonix have gotten so fucking greedy with this game. While also breaking every fucking thing they can

>I'm just annoyed that Epic/Psyonix have gotten so fucking greedy with this game
how?

Oh boy where do I start...
From the removal of the simple yet rewarding crates to the hyper greedy pricy stupid ass blueprints to the fucking "loot drops" that gives you dupe parts of the fucking DLC you bought years ago. Not to mention the complete XP manipulation on the season pass. not a fucking € I'm spent on this game.

Selling cosmetics for like $20 (2000 credits). Selling the ghostbusters car by itself for $5, when it was in a full dlc pack a few years ago with the car plus other cosmetics for only like $3. Making a rotating daily shop. Basically every scummy practice you can think of, they jumped on the bandwagon.

gitgudfgt

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