Applaud my intelligence

applaud my intelligence

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congrats, you've lost retard. next time don't be black

Your opponent was legitimately retarded, but congrats I guess.

black won you retard..... do you even play chess?

White is just retarded

> white went Qa4 for a scholar's mate
so you played a retard?

I miss fianchetto'd bishops all the fucking time, but I only play chess when I am high. ~800-1000 rating I am guessing? Nice win.

How the fuck did that Bishop get there?

Any recommendations on Chess apps that also teach it to a dum dum?

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Bishop took a knight on e1

Queen was already on a4, last move my opponent played was Bxe2

I understand Chess.com has pretty good interactive guides

i was never good at chess but nkew the basics of it
the only time i played seriously was when i got nothing to do and played with a chess club nerd.
i beat his ass and after that i swore to never play it again to keep the illusion to myself that im a great chess prodigy.

I dont get it

600 rating

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The fuck was White trying to do here?

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not video games

>xe7
What the FUCK

played your ass tho

online chess is a video game, no?

its a board game that is online.

>game
>online
I don't see the issue

Portrayed on a video screen.
Checkmate.

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>A video game is an electronic game that involves interaction with a user interface or input device -- such as a joystick, controller, keyboard, or motion sensing devices, to generate visual feedback for a player. This is then shown on a two- or three-dimensional video display device such as a TV set, monitor, touchscreen, or virtual reality headset. Video games are augmented with audio feedback from speakers or headphones, and optionally with other types of feedback systems including haptic technology.

isnt that what every turns based CRPG & JRPG is?

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so it's an online game

and strategy game and card game

Nice, keep up the grind. Join some tournies if you're on chess.com for better rating gains if you want to as well. My fav rn is the 5 min games, 10 seems to drag on too long especially if the opponent knows they lost so they will just idle the rest of their time as a final fuck you, the fucking cuckolds.

Nice gatekeeping, retard

5 minute is my favorite too, can't keep up with bullet tho

Yeah, fuck bullet in my rating people are just randomly moving pieces once their cheese doesn't work to try and time you out.

timing people out is a valid strategy r-right?

Yeah.
If you're a coward.

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It is, it just triggers the ever living shit out of me when it happens to me when I am ahead by like 2 rooks and a queen lmao

WTF is this? It looks like some kind of shitty puzzle game or something. Is this some indie release? Who's the developer?

No.

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lol

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Thoughts on 5d chess with multidimentional time travel? The reviews seem to suggest it's more thought out than just some random gimmick, but you know how these are.

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Chessmaster: Grandmaster edition if you can find it.

If this make sense then I am too stupid to play it.

Neither has a checkmate

black has checkmate, look at the position of the bishop and queen