I wanted to play. Not fall in love

I wanted to play. Not fall in love

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Are nerdy chicks like this horrible lays? I've always thought they were.

yes, it's like getting intimate with a bag full of antlers.

half the time it's like fucking a fish, the other half they are repressed freaks, there is no in-between

it's a real mixed bag, but it tends to be either 11/10 absolute mindblowing experience because they're repressed nymphos or doormat style missionary in the dark "bag o' antlers" with surprisingly little in between.

What you don't understand is that she probably give you her virginity, and sex takes practice. She's also probably way more intelligent than your typical bimbo, so if you had given her a chance she would have learned and quickly surpassed them

ITT:
Zig Forumsirgins pretend like they've had tons of sex

hate to break it to you, but chicks with low self-esteem are always the first to lose their virginity

Oh no, it's a "science" woman.
How fucking sad and pathetic.

okay GOD

what is this?

I have a bf so I'm not a virgin.

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Ugh boys are stupid

how about stop being a horny teenager then

This, gas them all.

cute who is she?

You lost, get over it

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Statistically more of these voted trump in 2020 than 2016

God trannies are disgusting

Every nerdy girl I've been with has been passive at the start then turns into a dirty slut

imagine the smell

>Nikola Tesla! Axolotls! elemental table puns!
>SCIENCE IS SUPER FRICKIN' RAD!!

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omg hahahaha SHUT UP

In my experience nerdy girls are great once you get them out of their shell. My nerdy scientist gf was a virgin when she met me. Now she craves anal and eats my ass out. Life is good.

>SCIENCE: IT'S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL

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Why dont you ever see male scientists in the spotlight?

Becuse they're busy doing the actual work instead of being an attwhore on social media

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Clarke's First Law:
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

i guess it depends on the type of nerdy youre going after.
i dated a gaming/anime nerd chick (big mistake) and she was pretty fucking terrible.though oddly good at dirty talk.

currently dating a chemist/game dev programmer and shes fucking wild in bed. trying my best not to let this one get away.

What is it like to feel loved?

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It feels like taking a poo backwards

Like bags of sand

a black male scientist wouldnt be in the news at all
but a female black scientist would be all over the news with "yass slaay queen" shit plastered everywhere.

who?

>eats my ass out.
How does this topic even come up? Maybe I've been watching too much porn but I want this to happen to me.

my law: science is for faggots and trannies

We used to see people like Dr. Fauci, but not anymore because Trump doesn't want to give him a spotlight.

>being a shill for big pharma qualifies you as a "scientist"

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different user but either you bring it up or the chick brings it up.
you could eat her out and work her ass as well and if she likes it you could ask her "hey, can you suck my dick and eat my ass as well?".

I want the far left to turn me into her submissive little boy and stroke my hair while I nurse from her fat tits and call her mommy

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salty coins and milk

You know what I hate most about nerdy girls? They literally all have that shitty "I'm totally different than other girls, I'm totes one of the dudes. Women are so shit amirite guyzzz"
Like shut the fuck up, you're not special.

Literally the female equivalent of male feminists.

>Literally the female equivalent of male feminists.
So they will try to rape me? Naaa....