He's 9 years old today

At the hospital now about to have a baby boy born on 11/11 too. Already made the Dovahkin joke to my wife and told her the story of the kid, haha.

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I would be shitting my pants if I were you, best of luck.

cant he just change the name before he goes to school? should be a good reason for the town hall "yeah we were pretty retarded about his name can we change it?"

I am dude but I’m as nervous as I am excited.

Hes being choked

He’s a Redguard

Good luck bro

Congrats my dude.

Yeah but beth already promised the family they would get free shit all their life so dunno could be a dick move

Parent here, it sucks and all your worst fears are true, your life is ruined, and you will never have a resting heart rate below 95 bpm again because they never stop fucking bothering you. You'll like them anyway though because biology is stupid. It's exactly like owning a dog that bites people and chews up all your possessions.

To anyone else, get a vasectomy, breeding is for idiots, I wish I was dead but I'm too scared to kill myself.

nice try goldstein, im gona have 3 more kids lmao

Come back and update us if the thread is still here

Your first or no? Congrats. Just had mine a little over 2 months ago. It's amazing watching their brain develop

Don't circumcise him please

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I will second that. Give the kid a chance!

>To anyone else, get a vasectomy, breeding is for idiots
Breeding is the only hope of bringing more souls into this world and giving them the CHANCE to escape this maelstrom of suffering. No, I'll be having as much children as humanly possible, either knowingly or unknowingly.

They could have just named it that to get free Bethesda shit.

this is what I did.
I'll pay for it when he's 18 if he wants it

Please be white

How the fuck does that logic work? That's like throwing someone in a pool of boiling water, and stating doing so is the only way they have a chance to escape the boiling water. Were you dropped as a baby?

Hispanic, actually.

It's different than expected, but I really enjoy it. You need to wear a condom unless you've thought it all through and it's with a person you're ok being with forever. Unprotected sex is like proposing. You wouldn't propose to a girl you barely know, right? This should be the same.

It also helps having empathy. The baby doesn't know you're bothered, they just know they are having growing pains and growing pains hurt. They need help. They don't know that Dad is working and busy and frustrated. They just know that they feel better when Dad is holding them. Selfish people should not breed. I do not know how they do it.

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your cum rag can't get pregnant, that shit growing on it aren't your children

Just hope they don't do an emergency c-section.
They had to do one for us and I got to sit there watching them rip her insides out while watching them try to get the baby to breath. I've been to war and this was harder because it's someone you really care about and you are useless in the situation with zero control. You just have to watch.
Anyways, have fun.

Congrats, user.

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What do you have against mushroom people, user?

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