How does your partner handle this kind of pressure on the daily?

How does your partner handle this kind of pressure on the daily?

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>"Henry James"
>talks like a third world ESL

If I were ever to allow a woman to rip my balls off and keep them in her purse like that, I'd kill her and then myself.

Don't like it?

Don't play it.

>imagine being this insecure
>if her SO cared, imagine having that much of a cunt of a SO

>I don't want to have to explain to my gf why I've got a CGI arse in my face for a few hours a day.

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I completely agree. These kind of shitty excuses is pretty damn stupid. Just have sexy girls in lewd outfits in your game, because you like them.

BUT MUH GAMING SESH
MUH SESH

>Literally who has a retarded opinion
>A retarded user creates a thread
>I reply because I'm retarded too
Every time

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This cunt obviously lost his sense when he lost his balls. Games are fantasy. Imagine getting upset like a bitch at a fantasy.

Wtf happened to men?

How is he plaing quiet? i didn't play MGSV but i thought you only played as BiBo

>I don't want to have to explain to my gf why I've got a CGI arse in my face for a few hours a day.
Oh nononono

I unironically agree with him. Its pure unfiltered cringe

Maturing is not getting pozzed by sjws tho

This dude fucks

Lmao what a faggot. His gf is mental if this is an issue for her.

>having to explain shit
What a beta cuck.

Somebody tell him to kys I don't have a twitter

That's why Taro will always be better than Kojima.

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That's not Quiet, just some MGO chick. Meaning he's not actually playing the game because he pretends it is Quiet.

his middle name is chuck

Why won't the media just let us gamers COOM? What's so bad about that?

She is just aware that she doesn't stand a chance to some fictional 2d waifu.

tbf saying its because Quiet is part plant is a lot dumber than just saying its because he likes it like some other devs still have the balls to do

>smaller clothes allows more agility and it has nanomachines-generated gravity force field
Problem solved.

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exactly! i want to get my boner going when i sit down for a sesh with the bros

>incels itt actually defending quiet's character design
Uhhhhhh.....lol

is there a BBC mod yet

>only way her ass is in your face for hours is you SELECT her as a character
It's hard to imagine what it must be like to search for outrage. I bet he popped a bone while gaming and his wife wouldn't suck him off for a month. If you have ever gotten a blow job from a fat girl you would understand how awful that would be.

>cringe

You faggots get the rope too. Literal fedoralords

>being so scared of women that you can't even look at video game ass without your "gf" taking it as an invitation to fuck other men

>i don't want to have to explain to my gf...

why not? in fact wait, why the fuck should you? it's a character in a game. absolute fucking eunuch.

nothing wrong with her design. Only problem is Kojima being a bitch and lying about why she looks like that.

...pardner?

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>it's the year if our Lord 2020
>half a goddamn decade after release
>people are STILL seething over Quiet
I really wish these assholes would just fuck off.

yeah what the fuck is up with that? this guy and everyone else complaining about "objectifying women" has with 100% certainty jerked it to porn. but because it's in a GAME it's all of a sudden "wrong". let me coom god damnit

>Oh no I have to look at a CGI BUTT sometimes abloobloo what if my heterosexual life mate finds out I saw a BUTT?!?!
Grow the fuck up

>Some of us don't want a hole in the ground to swallow us up when our partner is sitting with us during a gaming sesh.
Damn he should move away from sinkholes

so we just forget everything that happened on social media and big budget cinema because a video game developer had an opportunity to say thanks to his fans

>playing MGSV
>mom walks in
>w-why is she naked user?
>I dunno its some crazy jap shit
how is this so hard for you people

>Have to explain
If he has to explain why in a game he has no control over there's a half naked lady, it says more about the partner than the game.

Do American men really fear their women?

Then don't play as a chick and make her wear the swimsuit you have to go out of your way to unlock? What a stupid fuck, seriously

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Do men really bend over backwards like this just for access to some used up hole maybe once a month if she feels like it?

what a sissy. likely takes it up his own arse by his gf's strap-on.

Yes. Don't ask me why, but they do.

This is exactly what happened when Tipper Gore caught her daughter listening to a Prince album and instead of explaining sex to her she created the mature warning label and made a media witch hunt where they put artist on trial in a public court hearing. How about just being open and frank with each other instead of being an insecure whiny cunt?

has this guy ever watched a movie that wasn't a blockbuster?

I was playing Yakuza the other night and had to explain to my wife what a maid cafe was. Her response was “huh, alright” and then she went back to what she was doing. So maybe if that guy wasn’t dating an uptight wh*te woman he’d be doing better

only the cucked ones with overbearing she-beasts with mental problems. one of my friends is like this (she had cheated on him previously but he still married her). sad.

>honey what are you playing?
>oh, the new metal gear solid
>okay have fun dear

>I don't want my girlfriend to think I find female asses attractive so please keep them out of my video games!

>"why is she practically naked"
>"she's part plant so her skin needs sunlight to breathe"
>"that's stupid"
>put down the controller and corner her on the couch in a sexually aggressive way
>"no, you're stupid"
>start making out

God I love videogames

What a pathetic loser
>"P-please honey, it's not my fault there's a 3D butt on my screen! Please...peg me tonight!"

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I still don't understand how people can find Quiet attractive, her in game face looks like a play-dough butterface even if the IRL actress is cute and the weird strap suit looks like hot dogshit.

>don't tell gf
>she cancels me on twitter

>being afraid of having ass in front of your gf
>it's called maturing

nigga u still a kid

You would be too if you married one. Constant gaslighting, threats of legal action for rapes that never happened. Acknowledges they never happened. Uses this to blackmail you.

>mature
>thinks it is even close to necessary to justify that shit
You know what's funny? I was a fucking teacher. I had to do with lots of teens, and most of the time they acted "hella mature", at least what they thought was mature, and that was the sign showing that they were just stupid teens who acted nothing like actual adults.
That faggot acts exactly the same way.

Is this a common problem? All the girls I've dated would've had fun looking at a sexy video game ass with me.

>gaming sesh

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I wonder what Tipper thinks of WAP?

you can play as her???

>white guy cries about women being sexy
Wtf is up with white dudes and being such faggots? Every chance they get they try to act like they are above being attracted to women. Fags

imagine selling out your soul for most definitely mediocre at best vagine this hard

$5 says his gf is trans

>using a screenshot with obvious ass implant mod
was it a jew?

>"why is she naked ?"
>"you know, dumb kojima excuse to sell more"
but no, he probably has the right to play only if he was given enough good boy points and when she goes out "for a drink with an old college friend"

Why does he assume everyone can't handle seeing a sexy woman? Is there something he is not telling

>Nanomachine vampires? Sick
>Giant robots powered by hate-fueled psychic children? Makes sense to me
>People using photosynthesis? Now you've gone too far
Also you can't even play as Quiet in Afghanistan without using mods, so he's doubly full of shit

>she had cheated on him previously but he still married her
OOF

>HEY Zig Forums LOOK AT WHAT THIS LITERALLY WHO WITH LIKE SINGLE DIGIT LIKES IN HIS TWEETS SAID, GUYS PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION

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Maturing would be to stop playing videogames and let the horny 13 year olds have their fantasy women actually. Not ruin videogames for them.

His gf should dump him

>month
This. IIRC you can't even play as Quiet outside the FOB raids or whatever they called without mods

>relationship with gf is soooo "good" that even some digital tiddies and booty can ruin it

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PLEASE SWEETY
PLEASE UNDERSTAND, I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK AT NICE FICTIONAL ASS
PLEASE BABY IT WAS THE KOJIMMER

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Do women in relationships honestly trick themselves into believing that men just stop having sexual thoughts of others and/or find people attractive? It actually boggles my fucking brain.

Same, he's probably dating a feminist cunt.

>im mature but any time mommi-i mean my gf comes in the room i have to hastily justify my every action

Imagine having a girlfriend so ugly she gets mogged by a toon on a video screen

????
>______ never had a stupid excuse for wank material
Put any fucking industry you can think of there, but only if it doesn't make the statement false

This is what being a hen-pecked bitch looks like. Real men let their balls hang.

literal onions, kek

>Please...peg me tonight!"
He's not getting any sex, user.

What does this face mean?

GF just laughed when i explained it to her.

>Complains about the state of gaming
>Uses a pic of Quiet to prove his point
>Not even her default costume, but a modded one (and a far more modest at that)

Also, if the model (Joosten) had no issues with the way they handled her likeness, why should they be bothered? Unless they think women can't make decisions on their own.

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Ah yes, here come the crypto-SJWs who go
>NO, I JUST DISLIKE THE REASON

Real mature having to explain yourself to a hole over videogames.

with mods. He is just a lying bitch though and the screenshot is from MGO and it is just a paid costume.

>maturing
>ewww, a booty

>"Why is this soldier in a serious game wearing a bikini?"
>"The developer is a weirdo and says she has to breathe through her skin, it's a dumb reason so he can have fanservice, game is still fun though."
wow that's hard

/thread

Anglos

>Gf watching me play Automata
>"why is this Girl in miniskirt and high heels, user?"
>"Horny japonese developers"
>"Haha, thats a bit too much, but okay"