ITT: We write the first episode of Netflix DMC one word at a time. I will start:

ITT: We write the first episode of Netflix DMC one word at a time. I will start:
>Black

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People

or

Dante

Transition

Who

niggerman

to

MOTIVATION

I can't even go in DMC threads because there's so many fucking fags in here. I thought the government was suppose to fix that issue with Aids, but apparently it wasn't good enough. Can't wait for you niggers to go to a gay bar once your family knows your secret, and some madman goes there and shoots the place up. You guys are on the same level of trannies.

Kill

wewuzdemonznshiet

Imagine

Mundus dick

The guy who writes the Castlevania series got fired after season 3 and DMC will have another writing team entirely.

Fucking dipshits.

"Lady" but a tranny

fisted

>netfux will give sparda fully fleshed out backstory, which would involve eve and ignore "waking up to justice" in some asinine way to rip off netflixvania
>dante will only snark because wannabe capeshit writers think it's the only form of wit
>vergil will be fujobait bishie bad boy, cuhrayzee and autistic tendencies are gone
>lady will be fine, hopefully
DmC redemption incoming

SUDDENLY

nero

destroyed

deadweight

Apu

Balding

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then

BIGGER

*wub*

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

FILLED

For now:
Black people or Dante transition. Who niggerman to motivation, kill wewuzdemonznshiet. Imagine mundus' dick, the Lady (buy a tranny) fisted, suddenly, Nero. Destroyed deadweight apu balding, then, bigger *WUB* LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

ANUS