Zig Forums plays AI Dungeon (Dragon model)

Arnold Schwazenigger

Sneed

Roguy McRogueface

Paywall

Daggerdick

Negrodomus

2 grets bred by entire stable

John Rogue

You are Roguy McRogueface, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somewhere to steal from. You look around and see the weapons shop. They have lots of nice swords you could grab.
You hear footsteps behind you and are suddenly hit in the head with a cudgel. Your vision goes black and you fall to the ground, unconscious.
When you wake up, you are lying on the floor in a small room.

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Shit pants

touch my dick and balls to see if they're still on me.

Ask what's a cudgel

Look for a door and break it open

fuck lockpicks

Escape from a window

Use your IPhone 9s’ flashlight application to check your surroundings

Panic and start weeping loudly

> You look for a door and break it open

fuck lockpicks.
You grab the door handle with both hands and yank the door open in one fell swoop. You roll out into the hall, seeing a squad of soldiers marching towards you. You brandish your dagger, preparing to charge them with your blade.
You run forward at them, stabbing your dagger into the first soldier's throat. Blood spurts out, covering your hands.

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What's up with the AI's inability to remember names properly? 3 lines after a character is introduced, I ask for them by name and the game has no idea who I'm talking about and brings in someone completely different instead.

Really hard to have an adventure when all your friends, enemies and acquaintances are literally forgotten within a paragraph.

Iphone X*

open the door

Become God

Go rouge

You bath in his blood like the little edge lord you are

Nah nigga we poor, that’s why we’re a rogue we outchere finna find a iPhone X

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> You bath in his blood like the little edge lord you are.
You're covered in blood and it's splashed on your face. You begin to laugh maniacally as you charge their leader, who looks horrified. That look of fear and realization in his eyes is the last thing he'll ever show, as you plunge your dagger into his throat.
You pull your dagger out and stab him again, and again, and again!

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Call our trusty cat niggerman for help

flick the blood in the other guard's eyes.

do a sick-ass backflip and land behind the other soldiers then stab them in the anus

Say "Das rite!"

Grow tentacles from your face

As metallic the scent of blood hits my nose my blood lust begins to awaken. Red envelops my vision as I drop my blade. I won't need it to finish this fight.

We switch to story mode. Miss me with that gay "do" shit

eat the soldier's guts.

Arnold Schwarzenigger was first.
Shit thread

Wear the soldier's skin as a cock sleeve to conceal your hard blood boner

Interrogate someone

> You eat the soldier's guts.
You run your dagger through the man's chest, slicing through his heart and pulling it out so you can hold it in your hand. The rush of power is like a drug, as you feel invincible with your new-found strength. You're about to be pulled away from yourself by the beast within when a small nagging voice stops the monster within you.

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Go home and and slap it to some booba

Say "who dis?"

Stab the voice

Plug your ears

The voice says "booba"

>Hasn't run out of turns yet
r u cheating

roar and cause all remaining soldiers to explode and splatter against the wall

That energy thing is only implemented for new users, from what I heard

Slap yourself

The voice says "booba" and you look around to try to find its source. Instead, your eyes fall on a strange creature hiding behind a barrel nearby. It looks like a large frog with long limbs, standing on two legs and dressed in a red cap and overalls.
You pick up the frog and pop it into your mouth as the man's heart continues to beat in your hand.

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Shallow the heart

Eat the heart

Pass out

Realize that I'm a fictional character being controlled by an AI program played by NEETs on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum

> You eat the heart.
The taste of the heart sooths the beast within you, as you begin to lose your urges to kill. It's still there, that desire for violence and mayhem. It's just... subdued. Like a headache that's there all the time, but you no longer notice it after a while.

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Their emails about the energy thing sound really apologetic. Seems like it pissed off almost everyone, not just Zig Forums. Hopefully they can find some other way to cover the expenses and fund continued development.