umm.... what the fuck?!
Umm.... what the fuck?!
Jack Collins
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Brody Allen
What's the issue?
Angel Evans
ha hA benis
Lucas Williams
it's not a penis its a hand sanitizer
you people have the dirtiest minds
Jayden Edwards
Lara Croft.jpg
Nolan Brown
Horse cock is superior.
Bentley Peterson
I'm not seeing the problem. This looks like H.R. Giger's art, which was highly sexual. Look at the design for the xenomorph from Alien... its head is literally a dick.
Xavier White
Scorn looks cool
Colton Flores
But can it be a penis?
Benjamin Lee
Alien >>> Aliens
Kevin Wright
Actually dog cock is the superior one and feels the best
Caleb Fisher
Alien = Zig Forums
Aliens = R*ddit
James Morales
>you
Anthony Ross
Cameron Harris
Nicholas Rodriguez
Depends on breed, some dogs have thinner shaft than even an asian/white guy.
Robert Williams
Why are people so squeamish around phallic symbolism when the phallus is such an important part of being human?
Juan Sullivan
Normalfags literally can't handle the concept of sexual horror.
Noah Powell
Be real, post election Zig Forums is Alien Resurrection
Christopher White
>t. Screams at tranny axe wounds
Bentley Morris
Dicks can be hot, goofy, ugly or even disgusting, but they can't be scary, unless you were raped like a bitch.
Adrian Russell
Definitely a food dispenser
Gabriel Cook
horse pussy > human pussy > human penis > horse cock
ftfy
Alexander Davis
What is Alien 3?
Jordan Richardson
Puritanism is a hell of a drug.
Ryan Thompson
Dog cock is ugly and dogs are too quick
Jayden Young
What game? Can we fuck it?
Daniel Barnes
>it can't be unless it can be
Lincoln Edwards
>t.white women
Robert Allen
Cameron Wilson
How will consolefags ever compete?
Parker Watson
what?
Parker Jackson
>Normalfags literally can't handle the concept of sexual horror.
and how the fuck giger god famous
Cooper Evans
have you... fucked a horse before, user?
Caleb Edwards
based
>A mare's vagina is easily able to accomodate up to 5 human penises worth of girth simultaneously to account for one horse penis.
>However, any penetrative apparatus is accomodated for by the mare's sexual reproduction glands.
>This means that a mare's vagina's circumference could shrink to about half the size of the average male's penis girth.
>However, size factor is also put into play. A mare's vagina is approximately 4x bigger than a human female's vagina. This means a mare's vagina is prone to excrete far more denser, high-temperature sexual fluids during intercourse.
>Additionally, because horse anatomy is modelled after natural evolution (and horses are known to enact quick-breeding sessions for maximum efficiency), a mare's vagina is capable of convulsing in certain patterns that 'suck' a horse's penis to milk his semen as quickly as possible
Cameron Gonzalez
white girls would be all over that thing
Carter Roberts
it's about the knot, bro
Carter Hall
VIDEO GAMES
Aaron Carter
WHITE
GIRLS
FUCK
DOGS
Eli Harris
>implying
Logan Rivera
Most (non boomers) don't care in Scandinavia as long as you're not rubbing your cock all over kids or other unwilling participants. People are more bemused by streakers than shocked.
Angel Ramirez
>sexual reproduction glands
Zoocoomers can't into words