>"Here's your sidekick, brah."
what do?
"Here's your sidekick, brah."
Andrew Taylor
Caleb Wood
play a different game because i am absolutely terrified of women.
Easton Gonzalez
FULLY
William Barnes
commission porn of her because shes criminally underrated
Nathan Carter
Sidekick gets my maindick
Kevin Parker
Lick her unwashed asshole
Ryder Sullivan
"Gordon, I'm changing here!"
Eli Taylor
no she isn't, I don't touch overrated westshit
Jason Reed
rape
Jason Bell
how much do you fap per day king?
Brody Cox
who cares? when i see good shit, i call it good shit. simple as.
Eli Harris
Jeremiah Perry
Jayden Parker
Fuck he-
>tattoos
DROPPED
Ethan Rivera
BOOBIES
BUMBUM
Oliver Price
Manhandle her and dick her raw like the dog she is, and just as I'm about to cum lean into her ear and whisper:
Half-Life 1 was better
Eli Wilson
Look for a worthwhile companion
Easton Rivera
Here's your Assassin soldiers, Admin.
Charles Reyes
Poopa?
Landon Sanchez
Cooper Rivera
>Fakefactory
Disgusting. Give me qt22/7 original Alyx.
Levi Scott
MODELED
Landon Brooks
patrician alyx ass-eater, i would kill a man to do the same
>not prepare for unforseen consequences
Ryder Hughes
BUTTHOLE
Colton Thomas
I'd suck down Alyx's poopa so quick you'd think my head had been replaced with a Barnacle.
Aaron White
No not POOPA it’s BUMBUM
Jose Turner
>panties aren't purple
ONE JOB
Jeremiah Sanders
how can you call someone your waifu if you won't even omnom her poopa?
Asher Barnes
Fakefactory alyx has incorrect panties.
Isaiah Wood
FULLY MODELED
Luis Rivera
Thanks for rescuing the Adrian Shephard, Alyx!
David Russell
Romka's whorish Alyx with default head
Asher Scott
*HEY, ALYX, IT'S US!*
Bentley Johnson
>the part in hunt down the freeman where you meet adrian shepard
yikes
Ethan Baker
"Zip up your hoodie and go gets some body armor and a helmet, we're going to Ravenholm. I wanna see how Grigori is doing."
Julian Barnes
I KNOW ALYX ISN'T A CUTE AND FUNNY ANYMORE BUT PLEASE LISTEN GORDON PLEASE I BEG YOU!
Nathaniel Russell
I don't like it. Her legs are weird, her pants are too clean. Normal Alyx has the ideal mix of just a bit of midriff visible from low-cut pants and a sweatshirt just a size too small that allows you to see her cute purple underwear and ass crack when behind her- unintentional lewdness out of otherwise modesty. I also greatly prefer normal Alyx's work boots.
Nicholas Hernandez
not as off-putting as the normal coomer Alyx model but it still seems off
Hunter Foster
>FRIEND GAME SUCCESSFUL
>HEHEHEHEHEH
Jack Edwards
dammit man why you got to do this