>Made it to Ice Caves for the first time
>Have nothing but a parachute
>Slip and fall
>Parachute DOESN'T DEPLOY FOR SOME FUCKING REASON
>Hit ground, immediately dead, dead body bounces so high the parachute deploys
You know guys I'm starting to feel like this is a bad game.
Spelunky 2 Thread
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
streamable.com
twitter.com
Never played but it sounds like you suck cope
fucking died against osiris because like a retard I sat on a chain and let anubis summon monsters until a vampire spawned, and he summoned witch doctors which hit me with curse and I fell to my death
fucking god damn it
I made it to Cosmic Ocean but I only had a cape, then I got a really big level and couldn't find all the orbs and died to the jellyfish.
Felt a bit underwhelming, at least I made it there again.
>Vlad's castle
>No Horsing
>Vlad telefrags himself into bedrock
>No cape
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>Get to Vlad's castle with a jetpack and 13 health and a torch
>Decide to go up with both because I can use the torch to farm for blood
>Throw torch at bonepile
>It bounces off and back at me
>2 damage, down to 11
>Jetpack is set on fire and explodes, dealing 11 damage
>Dead
>Reach SC with the bow after weeks of trying
>This happens
karma for not doing the sun challenge
youtube.com
I've tried this a couple of times. I always die before reaching the spot.
What the fuck how do you get to ice caves with nothing? Are you doing a no gold run or something?
Just the way things rolled out
>Swear off doing dice ever again cause shit keeps going wrong with it
>Tusk has something I crucially need
>Ok maybe just this once
>Rolling dice
>For some reason, Ana picks up the already rolled dice
>Throw it
>Throwing the rolled dice at unrolled dice for some fucking reason aggros Tusk and Guard
>Lose Ankh
I'm so tired of this game, I don't know why I keep playing
>for some fucking reason
It was because you rolled a dice you already rolled. That's cheating, and will piss off gambling parlor owners.
the farthest I got is 3-3 lmao. This game is too hard
After 40 or so hours I finally beat Tiamat.
9 hours later I beat Hundun.
Feels really nice.
Also I feel like Derek should fix dice rolls.
If you roll one that you've already rolled into a forcefield the AI gets pissed at you.
Disregard then. I guess that makes sense.
It really confused me the first few times it happened.
How many hours are you at?
...
7-35 is my PB lads. I want 7-99 so badly.
COMEDY GOLD
>Caveman Shopkeeper
>Sells pot for 50
>Pot has 1200 blue gem inside
Does this guy know something I don't?
I just died on 7-1 after getting the arrow because I threw a sticky bomb at one of those eyeball things, it stuck to it, then it stuck to me and I died.
Completely idiotic death, completely on me for being straight up just fucking stupid. I wasn't even in a rush, I had almost a full minute left until the ghost came. I literally feel my face getting warmer as I'm typing this, I'm so frustrated and angry with myself, god fucking dammit. God fucking dammit. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID HOLY SHIT
fucking why
DERICK
just cook a bomb my guy
>Fire scepter at sorceress
>Crush block comes flying at me
>Crushes the sorceress
>Scepter blast goes zooming off offscreen
>Straight to Tun
>Tun later kills me in the Ice Caves
this is why i stay 300m away from any broken block in sunken city until it respawns
fuck those things, seriously
I think Crocmen should spawn in a rate similar to the Witchdoctors in the jungle, As in there aren't any in 4-1 but there will be increasingly more by 4-4
They're such ridiculous enemies, they chase you so accurately, telefrag you perfectly, hit for two damage, and can barely even be damaged.
He's trying to evolve economics give him a break
>no dames in the sequel
for what purpose?
This is why you should be paranoid of spikes too, never know where you might find a skeleton
Why did they change his name to Horsing?
there are 10 playable girls and 6 npc girls in the game
plenty of dames