>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN SORTED INTO HUFFLEPUFF?!?!?!
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It really is the best house, if you think about it.
if you want to just chill at a prestigious wizard academy, sure. it's just that the other houses have cooler goals in mind that kind've make hufflepuff look like a joke.
Hufflepuff is nice cuz it's full of friendly softies and chill jocks. Would be comfy
idk, being able to graduate without the drama of the other houses appeals to me quite a lot.
Also the hot airheads get sorted into hufflepuff, right?
dudes probably do well.
>tfw no secret 5th house that secretly runs the school
>if you want to just chill at a prestigious wizard academy
that is exactly what I want to do. Hogwarts as a Hufflepuff seems like the comfiest thing in the world.
Have you played the Fire Emblem DLC?
Hufflepuffs would be the second best house for studying though
they'd actually help eachother out unlike Griffindor or Slytherin
Sauce?
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Me? I'm a ravenclaw.
>irrelevant house that no one cares about
Rowling still should’ve put Ron in Hufflepuff & Hermoine in Ravenclaw to actually make then more relevant than just Slytherin & Gryffindor
Ravenclaw>Gryffindor>Hufflepuff>Slytherin
It doesn't have Luna Lovegood though.
this, nobody expects anything from you so you can do as you please
Why don't they just instantly expell the slytherin kids? They only cause trouble.
Slytherin kids cause the least trouble, they're all suckups
different user, but isn't that just a placeholder house for Abyss, which is full of people that cut themselves off from the outside world for various reasons? As in they don't really have any power? Also fuck that 4th level
why do i have a feeling this is actually the expression of being fucked in the ass
>Hufflepuff
>Comfiest house
>Don't have to worry about the autism of the other houses being elitest pricks, smarter than thou assholes, or idiot gary stu / mary sue's
>One of the most convenient locations along with Slytherin
>Your fellow housemates are total bros. Fuck with one Hufflepuff you fuck with em all.
>Known for making rich chads who rock at business and jobs to the point that Slytherins get confused and think such people were from Slytherin
>Being salty about being sorted here
Hufflepuff is secret top tier house
So what are the 4 houses characterized as? I know Gryffindor is the bravest or something like that
All I wanted was to play through all 7 years of hogwarts, bros. Why are we transferring in at 5th year?
Ron was well sorted
Book Ron was brave, just not to the suicidal overconfidence level of Harry
Umm, yikes much? I bet a housist like you is gonna start citing crime statistics by houses now, huh? Hit the road sweaty, Hogwarts has no place for someone like you.
Now I want to fap to those loli Hermione deepfakes using actual cp
It's wack af and I don't understand it
Either all of Slytherin is being unfairly stereotyped because of the actions of a vocal minority (which isn't the first time something like that has happened so wouldn't be super suprising)
OR
All of slytherin is just racists, bullies, and slackers who contribute nothing and are allowed to stay at school instead of being sent to an alternative school
are any of these other houses flushed out at all?
Let's be honest, the Hogwarts house system is fucked from the start. The girl who is so fucking smart she can attend multiple classes simultaneously by dicking with time is not in Ravenclaw? The super heroic heartthrob (Cedric Diggory) is not Gryffindor? I feel like J.K. didn't care about the house's preferred traits much and neither should we.
Gryffindor - bravery or some bullshit
Ravenclaw - smart kids
Slytherin - successful/low empathy kids
Hufflepuff - retards
Hufflepuff is tenacity/endurance
Ravenclaw is wisdom/intelligence
Slytherin is ambition/cunning
Merlin was a Slytherin according to the lore and he's one of the greatest wizards that ever lived. Slytherins are just ambitious and prideful. Sometimes that leads to greatness, other times it leads to evil.
I do agree it was a mistake to make the books so Gryffindor heavy.
Post your papers. If you're a wandlet, save us the trouble and throw yourself off the herbology roof.
Imagine being a muggle born who knows nothing about the houses and joining Slytherin because "Green is my favorite color and snakes are cool"
what is this? Is there a source for this?
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Literally Google, you ape.
google pottermore and prepare to have a throwaway gmail prepared
To be honest, it's no wonder the Slytherin kids act out
>accommodation is basically in a refurbed dungeon in the basement while the other three get much nicer rooms with great views in the towers
>get the strictest home room teacher, and yet they seem to be the only one who even pretends to like you
>get blamed constantly because one really fucking evil dude was in the house years ago
>even the headmaster will make up complete bullshit to deny you the house cup you've worked for all year at the last second. You just have to accept the exact number of points required that get handed to the headmasters favourite while all three other houses cheer, not because that one house won but because you lost
It's a revolving door to generate criminals. If my kid was put in that house, I would be pulling them out and sending them to another wizarding school.
It happens in a few fanfictions.
One where Godric Gryffindor comes back to life and anyone who isn't a shithead gets in his special house of people who are going to save the world.
Another one where they make their own "psycho freak" house where all the goth kids go, basically. (better story than it sounds)
Then there's the one where Harry becomes a vessel of god which naturally means he's shunned from all the other houses so he forms his own house.
Send them to Ilvermorny. It's full of bleach blonde sluts and Chad's.
>weakest security system
>also in the dungeon level, but autistically refuse to acknowledge this so they call their place the hufflepuff basement, as if being a group of basement dwellers is any better.
>house is so useless even the sorting hat shits on them with its songs
>house right by the kitchens, where cooking food for the students is a detention punishment. This means that for as much as you can get a whiff of whatever food is for lunch/dinner you also get the horrible odors of burnt food made by students with no talent for cooking.
>"best house"
The dungeon accommodation is such because that's where Salazar chose to build their common room. He built the school, it's not like any of the other founders forced him to have his common room down there.
Plus, "strictest home room teacher" really only applies in Harry's years. Slughorn is the Slytherin director after year 6 and the war and he's just some guy. The only requirement to be a house director is be a professor who graduated in that house.