ITT - Change one word in the title of any game into one that rhymes and describe its plot

>Cream Fortress 2
You and your team have to bake a massive cake. Each class either contributes towards baking it, or sabotages the other's work.

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>Dark Goals
It's a soccer game played by the Undead at the end of the world

I get the reference

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>death of the wild
there is nothing that you will discover while exploring the overworld

TuneScape
>play as a bard exploring different regions of the world and mastering their musical skills

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>Swallow Knight
A vore fetish game that still has a notoriously difficult level involving many buzzsaws.

>Metroid Crime
In this alternate universe, the Space Pirates take the young Samus Aran in and raise her in the ways of evil. However, Samus is well aware of her parents' fate at the hands of Ridley. The only way she can exact her revenge is by beating him at his own game, by becoming Metroid Crime.

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Laugh Life
You're a scientist at some sort of psychological research institute trying to find out what makes people laugh, but you end up poking around in the facility too much and uncover some cosmic horror about comedy that has been locked away for who knows how long

Coom

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>The Jackbox Astartes Pack
After the massive success of the party pack for it's casual fun and accessibility, Jackbox decides it should to the exact opposite for it's next title.

>pic related
Cronic, Ludda and Marley find some good kush that metaphysically transports them 420 years into the future. Here they discover the sinister Magizzle (played by Snoop Dogg) is attempting to summon a giant intergalactic bong that will let him gain control of the world's weed supply.

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>not 'you play as a lich and attempt to destroy all living things for your undead army'
>or 'run a mega corp who seeks to pollute the entire world and rake in massive profit
fag.

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>Bum Jammer Lammy
Fuck the sheep butt.

>There is no Aim
Top down shooter but you have no control over which direction you fire, forcing you to rely on unusual weapons and strategies.

These are good.

>Silent Pill
you play as a doctor researching how to forcibly make people mute?
>Farms
farm management like sims where you build various farms and turn profit.
>de Slob
in a pristine utopia it's your job to bring ugly back to the world.
>hebe-robo
you play as a robotic snake trying to crave a niche in the foodchain.
>Brother
You are the brother to the hero or heroine and must aid them from home by keeping meals ready, bed made, send supplies/money, etc.

>Bard Reset
some kids go back in time to kill Shakespeare so they don't have to do their homework

>Ghost Prick
You possess all sorts of electronics to ruin people's days for the lulz

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>Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Reasons / Oracle of Rages
sequels to the original Oracles games; the former is a Professor Layton-style puzzler and the latter is a hack-and-slash

Megaman Starfarce
Clowns... IN SPACE!!

>Splatgoon
You control lowly minions in the dark lords army. They are fully immune to blunt, crushing/squishing damage, but highly weak to slashing and magic. You must distract and rob the pesky heros invading long enough by stealing their swords/bows/tomes and hiding them for the dark lord to cast a spell to smite them.
>Metal Bear solid
You must infiltrate your enemy's base and disable their building army of cyborg/android bears.
>wagon quest
wild west rpg
>ballout
wacky sports compilation.
>Astral pain
cause havoc for those on the higher plane of consciousness
>Fears of war
control civilians fighting to survive in a war torn nation

if they were good designers then the game would revolve around finding kinstones and combining them with the remaining populace to reconstruct hyrule, there would be all kinds of rings you could find to augment you abilities and even transform into the other races

but no, instead the game is ass

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>Follow Knight
You play as Hornet during the events of Hollow Knight

>The Legend of Zelda: Fleshlight Princess
Nothing changes.

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>phoenix wright: mace attourney
overall gameplay is the same but if you start losing a case you violently beat the prosecutor

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That sounds amazing

>Steam Fortress 2
Defend your steam punk fortress from massive waves of bronze clad automatons

>Bream Fortress 2
Protect your group of fishy friends from nefarious fishermen aiming to go angling in your turf.

>Mortal
Gory puzzle game where you play as a demon who intends to topple Satan and be the ruler of Hell. Use damned souls as resources to solve puzzles and make your way to the 9th circle. Different mortals do different things. You can make demonic pacts with them, or simply use them as bludgeons or as improvised wrenches, etc.

Anal Fantasy VIII
>You and your team of high school OCD childhood friends save the world from the horror of mismatched socks, unironed shirts and unfolded laundry.

>Tony Hawk's Pro Baker 2
What do you think it is?