Stop playing Mario Kart

Stop playing Mario Kart.

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only because of the nigger blue shells. seriously, the item balancing is so shit. people in the back get the better items? I'm sick of competitive games having this "loser takes all" mentality.

Mario Kart has always been like this. It's a luck based game and as soon as I remember about this it stops being fun

The blue shell doesn't even help the players near the back, it just fucks over the player in first. I hate it.

i think ctr is more stressful. it's just constant stress not time to enjoy life

>tfw resting BPM of 130

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Sex increases your heart rate too.

>fall guys
>among us
whew

Doom and DS are the only real games on that list
the rest is multiplayer wankery

>Street Fighter

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just boost through it lol

Among Us is stressful as fuck when you're the imposter. Especially when you get away with a sly kill and people are on the edge of putting two and two together but never reach it.

why is league of legends not here?

Christ. I thought I was bad having a resting heart rate of 80bpm.

You're bad at multiplayer games aren't you?

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This is because they haven't measured aoe2.
I get so fucking nervous playing that.

>beat a friend who never loses in Mario Kart by luck in front of everyone
>he gets pissed
>always wants a rematch but I never accept
>this always makes him madder
>always think about Jerry in the Seinfeld episode The Race when this happens

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Same, I drink coffee and energy drinks, also I smoke. I'm speedrunning this shit

>fifa 20
what

I've never found Mario Kart stressful like that, weird to see it first. I do think FIFA can be annoying especially when you know your opponent is non-white since they do skill moves, don't skip goal replays/celebrations, etc. Surprised at Among Us too but I've only played that with friends on public servers so we can usually dominate voting and fuck around. Maybe the other people in the lobby are raging lmao

It's made for literal children

Eat less burg

Are you a humming bird? You seriously need to get that checked out man.

>no dead by daylight
If playing killer. Most stressful shit there is

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But without that it'd just be NASCAR, and that shit's fucking boring

Ah, the old "just slap all the popular games into a list in random order" journalism, my favourite

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>FIFA
>only 84
GEE I WONDER IF THIS SHITS BIASED OR NOT

Why would you stress from age of empires?

>FIFA
>COD
>Fortnite
>Nu doom
>fall guys and fall guys 2
>Not MOTHERFUCKING League of Legends
What the fuck????

I must keep producing villagers and the scout is not moving and fuck I forgot the tech and fuck I need army and oh my god they can attack me at any minute now.
I never feel in control.

How is fortnite stressful?
And football games are indeed stressful but it is more because of your opponent shittalking next to you.
Literally me but with fighting games instead

People who play MOBAs know what they're getting into to
MOOBA

People still playing og Street Fighter? Dafug?

Can't be stressed when you are dead inside.
Which is a requirement to still be playing LoL.

I see these people have never played antag in SS13

Is LoL finally dead? I'm sure everyone that played the game would tell me it's the worst experience they had in gaming.

Dark Souls only makes it beat faster when you're close to winning a boss fight, which contributes to the elation that you feel afterwards.

true actually.

Do Zoomers really..?

>among us BPM
nice