LOL!

LOL!

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who the fuck says sched'

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someone whose word bubble got a bit titchy

not so bad. surely you can find something worse

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haha

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>4kg
shit.

What does 4 kg of pressure feel like though?

Get a 4kg weightlifting plate and lay it on your dick.

I don't think that has the proper distribution.

That is what the hole in the middle is for duh.

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>For you see ivan, if you hold what you wish to shoot out with hand you will shoot it perfectly out of fear of shooting the hand holding it!

Captain Falcon as he appears in the works of Danby Draws Comics.

salty milk and baggy coins

>This isn't a parody
Pretty sure it is

>Professor is Oak
>Options are Hilbert & Emerald May
What the fuck kinda ROMhack randomizer are they even playing?

Vroom vroom

When did
>haha Professor Oak can't tell if you're a boy or a girl
Become
>CANCEL PROFESSOR OAK FOR BIGOTRY
?

The author has stuck to his guns on it not being a parody for years now.

The games have gotten better. Now you choose your "style," which includes more skin color options. If prof Oak can learn, why can't you, Zig Forums?

Doesn't mean it's not one. Is there any more of this?

>how much is that in burgland units, i wanna know if i've been squeezing my hog too hard

redditors

About 4N

Based Racecar Johnny

gosh

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Even the female vagina is weak

>4kg
>rock 30kg dummbels everyday
a-am i goin to be k ?

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>hold-clicking over any characters makes meme arrows when hitting reply
>this also happens with just spaces and often on accident
code your shit site better gookmoot
i don't know how much Issac Newton weighs man

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Holy shit what is going on with those boots.

I know you're jesting, but how can you know what the N stands for and not know how the unit is used?

Good thing I will never have sex, otherwise this would be worrisome

Just having the first 2 panels, ignoring the rest
actually made me lol

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Hahaha

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jesus christ it's a lion, get in the car

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grip strength not lift retard

>deathgrip my dick
>eventually have sex
>Doesn't feel that that good but the foreplay and blowjobs are amazing
>last more than most partners the girls I fuck last
>anal sex is a fucking blast

Who /deathgrip/ chad here?

>the subtle edit of adams apple
Lmao, p good.