It's Happening

Can you fuck that opening on the front?

somebody go steal one

Are these things at all dangerous? If they're almost as expensive as raising and training an actual military dog, it hardly seems worth it.

what if you attach a speaker to one playing nigger over and over again
that would be funny

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Only fat people, 90 year olds, and subhuman Hispanic mutts die of the gook flu.

you'll have to mod in a fleshlight for that

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THERE'S NO CHOICE

They cannot stop us. They cannot stop the future.

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You could pretty easily strap any number of firearms to them, and unlike a dog they can both actually aim them and won't spook when they fire

>fat people
couldve just said am*ricans.

I imagine it works better because theyre faster to spin up since no training and more disposable. Plus you can take it to places where a dog would be troublesome.

I want one

youtube.com/watch?v=izMn7sNaV1s

Dogs get tired and can get problems over time. This thing can be improved by software updates and can shoot a gun.

>yall
If you're not American why do you talk like an American nigger?

add up Germany, France, Italy and you've got way more people dying than in the US even though those countries together are only ~200 million vs USA's 330 million.
Nobody reports that because apparently EU is so great but Drumpf is so bad

Pretty expensive for something that can be neutralized with a blanket.

So the people making dystopian science fiction into reality know that they are evil?

based if real

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boston dynamics is owned by google
theyre literally putting a google surveillance machine inside their military bases, what the fuck?

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I want one big enough to ride and an RGB cowboy hat.

Not really "Happening", it is more "Continuing" since BD have been working on the BigDog (and similar project like PetMan (To test equipment for humans) Atlas (effectively a test bed to see how far they can push the tech in Humanoid robot form ),and the Cheetah (to see how fast they can go) WildCat and so on for ages and have already had test deployments on the battlefield with several models.

Traditionally the issue that have hurt their viabillity has been power and battery, and at a base i would assume they can solve that rather easily due resupply being nearby, the earlier machines were also pretty loud with a signature whirr.

Still pretty big news because it shows further implementations and actual "domestic" use and bit closer to a actual combat role. But we already have killdrones so i don't get why people fuck, people freak out over it, and there is plenty of even more horrifying tech out there, like the Blender Bombs.

As said, it isn't now, this is a project that has been making baby steps for a LOOOONG time.

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Soon.

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Personally I look forward to more full automation in the battlefield.
Right now a lot of the stuff like drones and bombs still require a human in some point of the command chain. From what it sounds like these dogs are basically security roombas. Which while useless, is still kind of cool to see them moving toward automation.

BUT TAKE ORDERS TO ATTACK

blender bomb?

I like robot workers, but it's a shame google forced them to pull the plug on the humanoid project

they were concerned it would take away their excuse to keep importing 3rd world hoards into our countries if we gave the shit work to robots

>Germany 12.833 deaths
>France 45.122 deaths
>Italy 45.733 deaths
>Total 103.678 deaths

>USA 246.965 deaths

disingenuous mutt

When are they gonna start fitting them with guns?

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TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

I can't wait until we can fuck robots.

>While the not-so-furry sentries won’t “bite,” if someone attempts to steal or otherwise “harm” the robot, a defense mechanism is triggered that will hurt the predator.
What did they mean by this?

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Metal Gear Rising is becoming a reality.

Do you think they've been used for intercourse already?

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grabs your dick with the hand and tries to rip it off

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Robot Dog Fighting when?

Just imagine...

the beginning of the kemono friends timeline

youtube.com/watch?v=ncO9t-QiBxc

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Holy crap guys! This is just like Black Mirror! So scary!

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that's a lie, our deaths are under 8,000
you can look at the CDC data itself. All those other people died of complications relating to heart disease, obesity, old age, all of that stuff.

kek
better dogs than nogs
dogs actually have a use to their existence.

Well Zig Forums?
Would you get one if they are cheaper in the future?
youtube.com/watch?v=VRm7oRCTkjE

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Daily deaths, 7-day moving average

>Germany: 177
>Italy: 569
>France: 614
>_______
>SUM: 1360
>USA: 1174

EU is the hotbed of Covid right now

>this is your brain on Zig Forums

>assigned feminine with "auxiliary ports"
As long it makes me hard, I don't see a problem.

there has to be a less complicated set of moves to open a door
just stand back and swing it open by the handle like a human would

About goddamn time

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just give it a bladewolf shell or something

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FREE FROM FOXDIE

Can someone please do the H-Hayai meme with this pic of Atlas?
I see it all the time in the Regi Threads but I don't know how to do it.

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you can deny the facts all you want. Keep wearing your cuckmuzzle and enjoy being locked in your house under threat of prison for trying to get fresh air.

the severity of the disease is an absolute fucking hoax

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Its a tech demo.
That might work for this door specifically but what about spherical handles or more complex shapes?

This is more of a generalized arm for a variety of situations, opening the door is just one of them.

i wanna fuck atlas

I'm allergic to dogs and cats, so yes.

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>replace cops with these fuckers with a totally impartial AI that is incapable of being racist
>nigs still commit crime and die in record numbers

im ready

if I'm being honest if you have a robot assistant in your warehouse I'm not entirely sure why you don't also have automatic doors