Age of Calamity Leaks
So she's been snuffed out of existence, right?
porn when gaybros...?
Why does Ganon keep surrounding himself with these homos
>But the game solely for Objective: Survive
>Nintendo is too pussy to do it
where the ROM though
Leave Ganon to me
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>Leave SEALing Ganon to me
Hey bud, ya still there?
A-are they just a moving flower?
Do we know if the new Champions go back to their own timeline? Otherwise the timeline we played it pretty fucked in a manner.
Look, all I'm saying is, why did they have to frame the plot as if it was in THE BotW world.
The first Hyrule Warriors starred OC versions of Link and Zelda, we knew from the outset all the time travelling characters were just for the sake of it. Why did AoC have to open up with a scene from BotW under the pretense that it was going to add to it instead of just telling its own fun crossover story?
And don't tell me the marketing wasn't being disingenuous, we had no idea there was time travel until the demo hit, despite the egg being front and center.
Well I suppose Nintendo were right to lie as I've no interest in playing this now after learning the truth
Honestly, now that we know that the champions and Link screwed up, I don't really feel the need to play this game. Basically fanservice
I don't know why, but I'm a bit surprised people are as mad as they seem to be about the story changes. Maybe it's just because I've never taken the story in Zelda that seriously, but while this is lame I don't think it's unexpected.
Wouldn't you have just watched the cutscenes on youtube either way?
So what's the quick rundown? We still getting Objective: Survive missions? Is it actually the prequel or have we all been bamboozled? Any quality fish booba?
He does remind me of Mozenrath
>has en entire harem of big beautiful brown bimbos all to himself
>decides to leave that behind to live all alone in Hyrule castle
Because Ganon is a homo
>Little Sidon already mastered the spear at age 3
>Big Sidon mastered dual spears
It's like i'm really playing Sengoku Basara
Inferior to Kass
>Objective: Survive
Nope. This is a new story essentially. Happy ending. Not really canon to botw 1 and 2. Its own thing.
I’m going to MARRY Mipha
Man, this is so cute. Ravioli is made for bullying.
>No supportive fish wife that heals your wounds and sucks your dick
Why even bother going on, bros?
Fucking dumb, worried they'll go off of this for botw 2 now.
How? All the marketing played up how it's going to be the buildup to the Calamity before Link gets knocked out for a century. The fuck? How do they pull a happy ending out of this?
Legend says that the chosen hero would be less than 5 feet tall. Ravioli thought that it must have meant him before he saw the true manlet of legend. That's why he was so pissy.
the game takes place 100 years before BotW, how the fuck would she be fit into it?
WHO IS THE FINAL BOSS ?
fuck, I didn't know Serena Williams had a cameo
>his aggression towards Link is cathartic bullying because he finally found a manlet shorter than himself
Pottery
So what is his name?
Show us the proof, last thread said that there's a bad ending and good ending
Is this Malon? Her icon is located where the Lon Lon Ranch shopkeeper should be.
Totally bamboozled
The game deviates from the BotW plot with time B/S. It's a non-canon musou but somehow people think it's actually going to be followed up on in BotW2. Either that or they're shitposters.
>How to talk to short people
Time travel retconning BotW
It’s just internet outrage addicts. If it wasn’t this it would be something else
pls no
They Fire Emblem: Awakening'd it
Because they knew normies would be more likely to buy it that way rather than if they made HW2.
not canon
OAH
The only people mad at the direction this game took are faggots who take the timeline and story seriously.
Who cares? It turns the original story into a joke
Do the fairies actually leave their fountains or are they just half of a body in a flower?
What the actual fuck do you play as a gigantic flower or something?
Combat in heels is the stupidest fucking thing I ever see in games
How exactly does one get certain games days early? Connections with mom and pop stores?
I'm made because I thought King Rhoam, Link, and Zelda's last stands were objectively excellent gameplay scenarios and we don't get to experience any of them
>It's a non-canon musou but somehow people think it's actually going to be followed up on in BotW2. Either that or they're shitposters.
I think they're shitposting, it IS a japan made game
post leaks fags
im not downloading that dolphin porn again
>im gonna go in a hyrule warriors thread without playing hyrule warriors in which a fairy was a playable character and would thus answer my retarded fucking question
>all these fags complaining about the story meanwhile the ost is everything I wanted
>mfw can hear Kass' accordion playing through both of Revali's themes
>mfw can't wait for Kass DLC for even more
I never finished Empty Gmod Sandbox of the Wild. Is that white bird in OP's image a guy or a girl?
I wanna jerk off to it but I don't want to be gay
Why didn't they just stick to a simple premise of it being a prequel? Did they think it was lacking something storywise?
Pic related. A similar situation
Someone wanna help? Most of the weapons left are obviously Link's but there are others which could be for another character, or maybe for both so it's hard to say
KINO
>Link actually ate the rock roast
Oh my
But Kass and Revali don't have anything to do with each other outside of being the same species.
I take the timeline and story seriously but I'm not mad at it.