User, if you get a Nintendo Switch instead of the new PS5 and Series, I'll let you have sex with me

user, if you get a Nintendo Switch instead of the new PS5 and Series, I'll let you have sex with me.

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Holy shit, is that the 10th Doctor behind her?

>When she starts taking off her shirt but you just wanted to play Odyssey and BOTW.

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Deal

lol I'd rather buy SeX

>pierced nipples

Yeah, that cross ain't fooling anyone, sweety.

No thanks.

Nah, I'm upgrading my PC instead.

But I don't like girls and I already have a switch

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>belly button piercing

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Why does she have a cross around her sinful neck

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Dude you're a faggot get the fuck out cock sucker

are people really calling it the series?

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I don't like boys either

I just want to play games

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I actually don't know how to called it
Sometimes I still calling it a Xbox One since that shit looks and has Xbox One games and doesn't have anything from next gen

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That still makes you a faggot you fucking loser, what the fuck are you doing on my thread mother fucker get your god damn ass out of here don't come back I hate fags I'm homophobic, I hate minorities and women are just cum dumpsters

i call mine a new xbox

>Actually having sex before marriage

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I'm getting Switch to play Suda51's games, but I'm not putting my dick inside of you.

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I don't sell out for pussy.
My personal computer can play those kid games through emulators anyway.

>Actually considering marriage as an option instead of just fuck easy girls or pay for prostitutes

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Weak Nazi subhumans got flattened by the superior Soviets. What's it like worshipping the lesser race?

Actually getting STDs andnot staying pure for your wife as Jesus intended

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national socialism isn't a race.
soviet nations aren't races.

You a grown ass man posting on an anonymous basket weaving forum

Fuck Jesus, I don't believe in dumb tales made by crazy old people who saw some weird shit on the desert while they were hallucinating before they death.
I don't restrict myself, if I wanna fuck I fuck

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>I don't restrict myself, if I wanna fuck I fuck
Dirty animal

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Everything is about sex except sex.
Sex is about power