Reminder that if you

Reminder that if you
>summoned
>parried Gwyn
>didn't fully explore Sen's Fortress
>used Havel's ring
>killed Ornstein first
>got the Drake Sword
>got the FAP ring
>used the stairs in the Capra Demon fight
>ever warped between Bonfires that weren't in Lord Soul boss rooms
>cheesed Ceaseless Discharge
>ever backstabbed an enemy NPC
>used the zweihander
>grinded or farmed any mob
>used the sunlight maggot in the Tomb of the Giants
>killed any Black Knights
>started with the master key
>used a divine weapon in the Catacombs
>used the ring of sacrifice in the first encounter with Seath
You never really beat Dark Souls

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Game was way to boring to beat.

>cheatengine isn’t on the list
Whew, I made the cut.

damn i guess playing the game makes it so you've never played the game

Dark Souls isn't hard

This is fun, but I don’t understand “killed any black knights...”

>self-imposed challenges now invalidate the act of beating the game just because I said so

You're retarded. By that logic you didn't play any game blindfolded, you didn't really beat it.

Sounds like they didn't actually make Dark Souls either, when you put it that way.

can we get more like this of other games?

I really don't want any more meme games that petulantly exist on this board on the basis of some quirky meme...

PLAY GAME MY WAY OR YOUR BAD

Why wouldn't you kill black knights? They attack you on sight as I recall.

I can't get through the part after the big Boat and now I'm in some garden behind the black Smith and the headless lightning statue thing. It's hard and I don't know where to go. I keep dying and it's hard to motivate myself to play.

Boar**

yeah too long

Is it possible to get both Orn and Smegma on low and kill both without giving them time to initiate a 2nd phase?
Never thought about it before

Did you beat the gargoyle boss? Also what version of the game are you playing? If you're on Prepare to Die edition on PC I can co-op with you

I'm playing it right now, thanks for the tips OP.

>Parried Gwynn
>Used Havel/ROFAP
>Warpibg
>Farming
>BK’s
>Started with master key
These are just autistic of you to take issue with.

user, it's obviously a joke

>Remember if you played the game and used it's mechanics and items
>You never really beat Dark Souls
ok pleb

or
>first 1 shot try every single boss

As long as you didn't unironically cheat in PVP, you're all good in my book. Even muling is understandable.

They drop OP weapons

Parry spamming Gwynn is genuine tasteless cheesing, though.

>no mention of magic
literal easy modo casualscum

To this day I still don't know how not to cheese ceaseless discharge. I kept doing it every playthrough by accident. For years I thought it was just supposed to be a joke boss fight by dying so easily.

>using the ring of sacrifice in first Seath fight means your playthrough didn’t count
What kind of bullshit is this?

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Doing that means you used a guide

>parried gwyn
>never really beat
the fuck are you talking about

the only real "you never beat dark souls" statement I'll accept is that if you didn't beat it on ps3/360 you never really beat dark souls

No one ever beats dark souls, prepare to die because the marketing man told me this game is super hard edition.

Another retard dark souls inbred saying its my way or the high way. Lol get fucked buddy.

elitism on a single player game... probably the only thing you must be proud of op

sounds like dark souls 1 is a fucking baby's game with all these free win items you get

>the only real "you never beat dark souls" statement I'll accept is some asinine system war faggotry.
That's really smart and fair.

Kinda based to just straight up do the riskiest move against the final boss

>that kino as fuck boss run fighting the Black Knights one by one as you march inexorably toward Gwyn to end the Age of Fire
You can be damn sure I killed the Black Knights.

Cope