Which house did you pick in Harry Potter?

Bimblekin

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>Ron shuffled his feet uncomfortably as he stared at them, hands tangled in a worried knot
>"What the fuck you doin' Weasley?! You better not be looking away from them!”, yelled Malfoy as he stroked his rock hard member as it protruded proudly from his wizarding robes.
>Ron glanced up sheepishly to see Harry vigorously pounding Hermione from behind on the Gryffindor commons table.
>Harry looked over his shoulder at his friend with a slight grin on his face.
>"C'mon Ron", Harry grunted in between his rapid thrusts, "no need to be coy. Take it all in."
>As he plowed deeper and deeper into Hermione's beet red pussy he looked over at Dumbledore, himself deeply entranced in the act taking place before him.
>"I much prefer this Chamber of Secrets to the other, professor!" Harry exclaimed.
>"FOCUS BOY!" Hissed Professor Snape, rubbing the tip of his precum glazed penis with his thumb.
>"You're just like your father. He could never take a proper inter-house fuck train seriously either."
>The look on Dumbledore's face lightened somewhat as Harry's thrusts became quicker.
>"You getting your vinegars, young mister Potter?" Dumbledore asked in his usual, calm tone
>Harry didn't have time to respond before he began to ejaculate wildly deep inside of Hermione's slick cunt.
>Falling over her back, he licked the sweat from her skin and gazed up at the clock.
>"Twenty-one minutes... looks like a new house record." Harry muttered out in gasping breaths.
>Snape's dick began to go limp.
>Dumbledore, slapping Harry on the back, exclaimed, "50 points for Gryffindor."
>Ronald looked back down at his feet, tears welling in his eyes.
>Malfoy looked over at Dumbledore and yelled, "He cheated! There must have been a spell or some such!"
>Tucking his willy back into his robe he stormed passed Snape and over to the common room door.
>"My father will hear of this!", Malfoy whispered as he stormed out of the room.

My qt zoomer gf made me take a test and I turned out to be a Ravenclaw, does that mean I'm an edgelord but I'm not an evil whitey like Slytherin?

Ravenclaw
13' spruce wand with dragons heartstring core
and rottweiler for patronus

>Harry, did I ever tell you about my secret brother Credence? He was traveling on the Titanic with our mother, for some reason neither I nor our other brother were with them, when the ship started to sink. By pure chance, the half-black daughter of a rapist mind control wizard was there with her half-brother (whose mother was consenual. The rapist wizard didn't care about the daughter because he was very sexist even though that's never been a thing in wizarding culture, but he did love his son, and he was afraid that the son's mother's other son (not born by rape) would be angry at his mother being mind control raped, so he sent the son he loved across the sea (on the Titanic) to be raised in an orphanage by a muggle who hated magic. Anyway, the half-sister switched the babies on the ship because my brother cried less and was consequently less annoying. Our mother, thinking that her real son was still on the Titanic, tried to swim down and rescue him, not knowing that her real son was already on a lifeboat. Anyway, my brother was then raised as a muggle who didn't know how to control his magic, but could still survive being exploded, and almost married Voldemort's pet snake. By the way, don't ask why no one just apparated across the Atlantic instead of using a muggle boat. They were all good friends, except the rapist mind control wizard

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No it makes you a fucking NERD And member of best house.

>My qt zoomer gf made me take a test, does that mean I'm a cuck
Naturally

I'd wreck Cho Chang

Hufflepuff chads where you at?

muggles arent useless though. In a straight up war they would fucking body the wizards Grendelwald or w/e pretty much figures this out themselves in that one movie when he shows the wizards getting nuked and rolled by foot soldiers.

Avada Kadabra? Just get glocked

"No!"

Reminder that 12 is the wandlet cutoff point, and that unicorn hairs may as well end it immediately

Why didnt they just shoot him? IIRC only electricity is passively affected by magic.

I think either hufflepuff or slytherin girls would have the best feet

Ravenpuff or whatever fuck it I'm just buying a gun to deal with this nerd bullshit get outta here.

I've watched the second movie and don't remember like half of that.

Being slotted into one house tells you jack shit about a person, it would be better if you got sorted itno all 4 houses, but with varying levels of influence.

For example, based on what the houses represent, my order would be

>Ravenclaw
>Slytherin
>Gryffindor
>Hufflepuff

from most influential, to least

What do you mean? What the fuck is this topic?
Harry Potter is not a game, it's a fucking book, so you don't pick anything. You also don't pick your house in universe or on the fan website, you get sorted by the sorting hat.

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Reminder that Slytherin has nothing to do with ambition or personality, it's all about bloodline.

All these girls look like they sneak out at night to visit the Melanin house.

hufflepuff has orgies without sneaking out though