Why are 80% of the romance options in this game men?

>redheaded degenerate
what the fuck is this creature?

it's true. if you use the default option when the game starts you play as the female

> A woman
> Dyke
> Killing men and smashing the patriarchy
> Viking
> Canon

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA you trannies cope in the weirdest ways. Like, cinammon, you will never be a woman no matter how many times you pretend to be one through videogames, and trying to cope with "f-female is b-better!" is a see through bullshit lie.

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But they make all the romance options bisexual anyway

So why not keep it 50/50 and just give female eivor gay options instead of stacking it like this

it wasn't my decision you maniac faggot, it is quite literally the default option after the childhood intro

They had to include franks in the game

Scandinavians are gay

>female vikings don't exist!
What are valkyires?

> The 1st character shown in the gender fluid option is female so that means le strong wamen is canon!

Do you freaks even know what canon means?

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A myth?
What the fuck are you on about? Is Thor real too?

Dude the devs came out and said that the female character is the canon character ...they are too lazy to program different interactions for each one so instead both genders get the exact same relationships and NPC interactions.....you seem like you're sperging out

now you're just trolling

have a good day, user

the ancient greeks didn't care as much about the gender of the person they were into

> "The default for the genderfluid option dictates what's canon!1!!1!"

Cope. Tranny, you'll never be a real woman, stop pretending to be one through videogames.

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Eivor is a woman. Here’s the canon comic to show you

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ITT coping homosexuals who genuinely believe the devs programmed male on male love scenes for them....and that it isn't just lazy gender neutral gameplay

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> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyrie
> a host of female figures who choose those who may die in battle and those who may live.

Oh no! You played some final fantasy game or something and now you think Valkyrie = Shieldmaiden! And btw, Shieldmaidens were not even real.

The default selection makes her female on Earth but male in other sections of the game since she was Odin

Ohh so you're actually a tranny and you're here trying to make Tranny haters seem retarded, well played Trans Faggot, now 40% yourself

She is literally Odin.

> Tranny devs said something in their tumblr blog

Right, and JK Rowling said Hermione is black years after the books were finished. Sorry not sorry babe, you get to pick the protagonist, the player decides which one is canon, not you, not Ubisoft.

Eivor will never show up in another game so you have no evidence of the canon having him be a front hole bleeding abomination.

Seethe, cope, dilate, you'll never be a real woman, and Alexios is canon too.

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>user provides a factual answer to the OP question that makes sense
>outrage addict needs to plaster coping and motive and accusations of lying onto it
No one is saying it's not a shit game user. You're fighting nobody, raging against no one. If you need to adjust your criteria for argument from "or people who like the game" to "people who go a single post talking about the game without actively shitting on it," that's your business.

I don't know why anyone cares about anything AC other than number 2. Number 1 was pretty garbage, but interesting and had a couple neat features, 2 did it as good as the game will ever do it. And everything after is compromised propaganda.

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE SHAPESHIFTING IN A NORSE SETTING REEEEEEEE

> Irrelevant poorly drawn comic nobody gives a shit about

Wow! Just like the Kassandra novel in Odyssey! Sooooo empowering and feminist! How does it affect VIDEOGAMES exactly? Last time I checked Videogames and comics are not the same thing.

Because they know their audience.

>sword
there are no viking swords in Valhalla.
Check mate.

trying way too hard here user gonna have to tone it down to get some bites
also kassandra is canon. its directly mentioned in valhalla on layla's laptop.

Made up bullshit

Assassin's Creed wasn't even real, who gives a shit? user's retarded but so are people who bitch about muh realism or muh historical accuracy.

isn't she the reincarnation of odin or something

>there are no viking swords in Valhalla.
This is the biggest sin Valhalla commits.

If you had played the game you would realize the romance options are openly gay, like, really. This dude for example you can flirt with the entire game already has A BOYFRIEND.

You str8s need to get cancer and die and stop pretending the world spins around you, it doesn't, it never will, and it never did, go watch gay porn.

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>You str8s
Oh God, it's you. How many bans do you evade daily?

>hatin on two dudes being bros and keeping LUNDEN straight
spotted the wahmen

IDGAF, I'm taking this bait.....JK Rowling is a retard and so are you for defending Ubisofts gay pandering nonsense....all these lazy faggot devs do is write a gender neutral story, swap the pronouns and leave the interactions the same......that's why every single relationship is the same for both characters...and that's why the dialogues are all so bland and fucking boring

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Jesus Christ

You dumb faggots really will cling unto any little thing, huh?

> layla's laptop

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh fuck you guys are so far gone. Layla sections are not canon. Alexios is canon, Eivor is male. Deal with it, you will never be a woman no matter how much you pretend to be one in videogames and go around spreading some feminazi bullshit of a female viking killing men.

Nothing as bro as a brojob.

Eivor is a woman's name. There's not a single man in the world named Eivor.

>Layla sections are not canon
Says who? You?

>Layla sections are not canon
uh