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Bitchsnax.

What in the gooey, Gerber fuck? Diapertwinks playing with Nickelodeon gummy creatures ‘an shit? “Thanks alot for the game, I really appreciate it!” Now you know this is a real putz. A real supporter of Gerber Baby Products. Do you secretly gnaw on the bubble teething rings too? You toony, dilapidated, oatmeal-smacking, bowlegged motherfucker.
A true Man-Child loves to roll strawberries along his hardwood floor and chase them, waddling about in diapers. I bet mommy loves you very, very much! Here! Chase The Gumball!! Don’t forget to invert your knees and walk like a bitchduck!

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This game is the absolute result of men turning into justifiable twinks. Bitchsnax unknowingly destroys the male psyche, and seeps beyond androgyny. Mothers secretly hate their sons to the point of “Gerbernizing” their children. Once the male has reached his teens, a mixture of the infantile and feminine mind comes into play. One such example is user – who wears Mommy’s high-heel shoes, chasing the cluster of cherries scattered about the floor.

Its about people going to an island to be free and "express" their current "feelings" by eating a parasite that changes their physical appearance, so pretty much everyone there is either gay or just a man wanting to make his wife happy and keeping everyone alive by being the only one doing work(the only likeable character). The gay tranny agenda ramps up at the end where the gay character you are looking for transitions into a hideous amalgamation because they overloaded and wanted to be too unique, they regret their decision and asks you to save everyone from the tranny juice trying to kill everyone at the core of the island. I personally let everyone but the farmer die.

is this a fucking AI thats learned to shitpost or are you this nuts

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best moment in the game

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“Clomp!” “Clomp!” “Clomp!” Goes user, as he frantically chases the rolling cherries. This is the result of playing the next-gen game Bitchsnax. “You are a beautiful Man-Child. Mommy wuvs her big man!” Mommy extends her hand to gently apply Cherry-flavored lip gloss upon user’s delicate lips. As user licks his lips, he grows even more determined to get the damned cherries. “Clomp!” “Clomp!” “Clomp!” Grab the biggest cherry! Make Mommy proud!

I can see that its some gay onions game, but are you ok?

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not gonna lie, they did a really good job at disguising a pseudo-horror game as a children's game. usually it's really obvious most of the time, but damn i really didn't expect it.

This game would've been a lot better if they didn't put in the over-abundance of faggot propaganda and pronoun garbage. It's a shame because the game minus those things is pretty decent and creative.

>faggot/gay propoganda
all the gays in this game do is exist, they're as dumb and useless as every other villager, and they're all as addicted to the tranny food which you find out is literally The Thing but fast food. How can you miss that this game is about Feel Good propoganda and how it leaves you empty and unfullfilled so hard?

stop replying will only make it stronger

I got it for free with ps plus, so yea. the characters/writing is good... akin to Pixar/dream works humor

This Jake the kangaroo Rat has become Foreverial Tiedup Jake and he was fully delitized with his organs and inside and literally his whole body changed into a permanent living bologna version with permanent living bologna organs and insides and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. nose is a permanent pastrami nose and has two permanent ham lips and two permanent bologna and ham ears. Fully wrapped like a mummy, tiedup this way to remain and always jumping around with a permanent smile on his face and a wide open permanent bologna mouth speaking constantly ready to lick anyone or anything with his permanent Bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue.

Did kekcroc finally get found or something?

Why do normies hate this masterpiece ? :-/

>replying will only make it stronger

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I pirated it
its pretty good so far for a free game

So is it just cutesy wholesome shit or does it go the Don't Hug Me I'm Scared path and become dark out of nowhere?

Shishkabuuuug~

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