Who are you romancing in AC:Valhalla Nordic boy?
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ubi and activision shills in full tilt recently, no one cares about this faggot trash
my right hand
>who are you romancing
Why would I care about the shallow fanservice and reductionist trash that is video game "romance"?
>in AC: Valhalla
Why would I EVER touch a Ubisoft title?
The Division is pretty fun.
Because it's 2020 and these gay games are made for women basically
Jesus Christ, the women are repulsively ugly.
Go back, redditor/shill.
Randvi, easy.
La creatura....
What the FUCK is that thing?
It's a Jotun, a troll
la trola de las noruegas...
There are no sex scenes so who gives a shit? The only nudity I've seen so far was from a brothel
imgur.com
It's rocky
is she big?
Cassandra is in AC:V, what the fuck ?
la rapidocorrer...
Bottom right, Petra is pretty cute
a prometheus nigga
Are they related?
She is blue
Her people
The fuck is this goofy shit?
Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees Is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue
Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Incredible post
Wow this speaks to me.
They're all hideous
Fuck you, bottom left guy is a cutie pie
I want Fulke only
The only one who looks good and has a great personality combo
God she's so hot, her voice is amazing
She reminds me of Anna from Metro Exodus
They should have never released this on PS4 , it runs like shit and crashes every few hours
i'm snapping this game in half and throwing it in the fucking garbage is what i'm doing
easily the worst fucking combat of all time i can't stand it
If you say so
this game feels clunky as all shit
i'm immediately regretting this
You're using a spear aren't you? There's no other way to play.
this and top right are the only fuckable ones
still not buying because
>ubisoft
but i'll def jerk off to the porn
no, i just started and the game already fucking sucks ass
combat is the most ridiculously painful fucking thing to deal with and interacting with the environment feels like trying to do fucking corporate taxes
i hope the devs literally kill themselves