HEALTH is in Cyberpunk. This will be in Cp2077!

HEALTH is in Cyberpunk. This will be in Cp2077!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYf_GNIX3Y

Kino soundtrack confirmed.

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>guys, look at our freakin cool graphics!
>what about the gameplay
>we've got keanu reeves!
>alright whatever tell us about the gamep--
>check out our ost! mumblerap and pop singers you've never heard of!

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is the ost out yet?

HEALTH is not mumblerap or pop...

Soundtrack is probably the 2nd most important thing to a cyberpunk game, other than gameplay. This just affirms my confidence in CDPR.

We got some console footage two days ago. I'm quite hyped.
youtu.be/4yQ--nrwy5w

>at least we still have flying ca-
oh, wait.
>at least we still have wall runni-
oh, wait.
And that's not all. This will be Broken Promises: The Game and it will be praised left and right.

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Kino incoming.

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>runs like shit even on One X
damn, last gen people excited to play this game are in for it.

>wall running
meme feature nobody cared about until it got removed

I love grimes

go to bed james

retard.

>No die antwoord

Nope.

What a waste

This is what you get for trying to play an FPS with a controller.

Wall running was a mantis blade exclusive feature even back then, its removal is extremely minor.

sounds nice and fits the theme, I like it

based Max Payne 3 poster

But where's Klayton?

An indie game like Fury has a better OST than Cyberblunder

>mandatory gay sex scene you have to participate in just to progress the story
>story is half fetch quests half e-celeb cameo's "haha!! help!! my penis is on fire!! can you put it out?"
>over half the NPCs are trannies or genderless
>the rest are LE EPIC!!! tattooed bright hair fags and you HAVE to like them
>no option to at all to play a just character, you have to play the WOKE path or mission failed
>forced to play cyborg, story is railroaded from there
>fallout 4 tier classless system means lack of unique development and stale action RPG gameplay
>already rolling back on promises, extending date

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HEALTH is based, but i'm still not buying cyberpunk

Officer Shazam. Lets begin.

Recite your basedline.
“Don’t care, I’m still not buying Cyberpunk 2077”

>BEEP

“A system of Cyberpunk threads with incels, un-slurped drink
With incels un-slurped drink
With incels un-slurped drink”

>BEEP

“I gleefully slurp against the tall, bright sun-fountain sky”

>BEEP

SLURP
“SLURP”

Have you ever preordered Cyberpunk 2077? SLURP.
“SLURP”

Do they keep you in a Cyberpunk thread? SLURP.
“SLURP”

When you’re not posting your pasta, do they keep you in a Big Thirst cup? SLURP.
“SLURP”

INCELS STINK.
“...INCELS STINK”

What’s it like to play Cyberpunk 2077? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”

Do they post Gameplay Reveal Walkthroughs? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”

Do you long for having your money back? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”

Do you dream about Cyberpunk releasing? INCELS STINK.
“...INCELS STINK”

What’s it like holding the Cyberpunk 2077 disk in your hands? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”

Do you feel like there’s a part of this game that is missing? INCELS STINK.
“INCELS STINK”

*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK. Why don’t you delay it three times.
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK” ...
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK” ...
“*SLURPING*, INCELS STINK”

...

We’re done. Constant S. H. A. Z. A. M... you can pick up your Big Thirst.
“Thank you” *SLURRRRRRP*

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Actually a nice song. I'm surprised.

>>story is half fetch quests half e-celeb cameo's "haha!! help!! my penis is on fire!! can you put it out?"
Someone's penis is probably going to missing instead.

>Wall running was a mantis blade exclusive feature even back then, its removal is extremely minor.
wrong. you have to redo all the levels because of that

>don't worry, we're really putting the quality of gameplay first
>hey did you see our new shoe line?

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>introducing the "main party":
>token fat "funny guy" nigger
>token bald "sassy bitch" niggeress
>3 trannies
>some edgy faggot (center)
>fat dumb YPIPO "redneck" without a face
WOW!!!!

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HEALTH peaked with Max Payne 3 and have been garbage ever since.

You can tell this game was made by feminists and trannies because all of the "women" look like shit and all of the men are either fat or gay.

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No it's not, not with the way I would have played with it anyway. Now instead of climbing walls to get around bad guys it's the same cookie cutter shit from every other game.

All they had to do was ape the John Wick music.
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>we're totally not making a Fallout ripoff

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Is everyone at CDPR fucking gay?

Who the fuck asked for this bullshit soundtrack?

zoomers

I wouldn't worry about that user

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Who the fuck cares holy shit, I don't play a game to listen to some fucking retarded pop trash.

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>Sophie
YES

>on a world where plastic surgery is like ordering breakfast and image is of utmost importance everyone is fugly
A true dystopia, one where faggots get to design games

>no LCV
>no boys noize
>no LORN
>no rezz

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Do people really not care that this cyberpunk game is being made by a multibillion dollar corporation unironicallly using celebrities and "influencers" to shill it while spending millions of dollars on one billboard in Times Square and apparently treating its workers like shit?

>Sophie

Huh. Pleasant surprise.

Wow what a bad first impression this makes
>basketball rap
>e-woman with a gaymen chair and a that led thing with the text
>framerate drops when looking around
>Blacked™ ads
>silverhand's animations
>gayniggers from outer space everywhere
>next-gen upgrade coming next year ? What ?

yeah i'm not feeling it

>Game has obvious spots or branching paths that need abilities/gear you don't have yet
>Need to backtrack through the entire fucking game once you get the ability/gear
One of the most eyerolling design choices in videogames I swear to fucking god.

This
It all feels like a giant scam or Duke Nukem Forever scenario

>FPS
I thought this was an RPG?

>praised left and right
Twitter trannies hate it so that's not a given it will happen.

Awful.

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>>Blacked™ ads
Guy in the ad is white.

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Guessing it's not the full list seeing as none of the Samurai songs are on there

>RPG
Not anymore, its a cinematic adventure or some shit

It's both.

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